The Average Gazoo

The Average Gazoo

@allyraej.bsky.social

ah beans i'm socialing the media

71 Followers 106 Following 113 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 day ago
finished cross stitch with a floral frame that says "Save The Bees, Plant More Trees, Clean The Seas, Punch Nazis"

Pleased with my latest finish, despite the fact that there isn't a place in this house where I can take a photo and not have the light blue vanish.

The most important part of the message stands out entirely though, and that's what really matters.

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you are not a burden and my life is so much richer for knowing you <3

From one incredibly depressed animal to another: whatever it is, it isn't forever, despite what tricks the brain wants to play.

one day we'll be in the park on a sunny day again, and there will be many rainbows

Love u fam <3

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2 days ago

This needs to be immortalized.

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6 days ago
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hey look a fun history lesson!

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2 weeks ago

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

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1 week ago

American soldiers are being killed because the president doesn’t want you to know that he raped little children for decades. And if I’m wrong, sue me, asshole.

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1 week ago
Lionel Hutz from the simpsons editing a business card which reads "PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST - NO MORE FOREVER WAR" to read "PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST? NO, MORE FOREVER WAR"
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1 week ago

Anyway while I still need time to sit with the album to figure out where it sits on my rankings, I feel pretty confident in saying that The Mountain, The Moon Cave and The Sad God is easily the best Gorillaz music video since the Plastic Beach era and nothing comes close

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1 week ago

mike tyson's full name is mike thank you son

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2 weeks ago

I am picturing people using a pop tart as a pretend phone and it is getting funnier and funnier to me

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2 months ago
Bilbo Baggins from the Rankin/Bass 'The Hobbit' holding his sword Sting, gesturing with his other hand and looking apologetic captioned 

So anyway, I started stabbing

🗡️

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3 weeks ago
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3 weeks ago

look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british

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2 months ago

I bet it would be way easier to arrest a president and his family and try them for crimes if that president was already inside your own country HINT MOTHER FUCKING HINT DEMOCRATS

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3 weeks ago
@spacetwinks

doctor: treatment is simple. go see orville, very funny clown

pagliacci: what about pagliacci?

doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown

pagliacci:

doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown
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3 weeks ago
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Kudos to the Metro Louisville teens who organized and led an anti-ICE protest this afternoon on the Big Four Bridge!

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1 month ago

"Why can't we have a calm discussion about AI?"

Cuz the data centers are being built carelessly and at speed, polluting poor neighborhoods, cuz it's drinking my fucking aquifer, and cuz all my art and writing have been plagisrized while the worst assholes crow about my impending obsolescense...

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1 month ago
people will come to love their oppression, to adore the technologies that undo their capacities to think.

'Brave New World' (1932)

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1 month ago

It only took them 12 months to build massive concentration camps all over the USA. You’d think there would be more uproar, but no. No one cares unless it’s in their backyard.

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1 year ago
Bugs and Daffy standing by a tree, sign reads DUCK SEASON, then RABBIT SEASON then ELMER SEASON, and they both glare ominously off camera

classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity

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1 month ago

raddaradda

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ten years ago today no one clapped

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1 month ago
A lite brite with a green and purple mooninite flipping you off with the words 1/31/07 NEVER FORGET

HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

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1 month ago

remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened

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1 month ago

Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles.

"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.

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1 month ago
The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.
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1 month ago

more like the BITCH-king of Angmar, am I right!

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1 month ago

John Goodman is always a good actor but if you ever see John Goodman in a Coen Brothers movie you’re guaranteed to get a transcendentally great performance. They know how to bring out a wild energy from him that very few other filmmakers manage to get

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