Mombity At Large

Thank God, Mike Johnson’s wife pulled him from the clutches of his lifestyle so he wouldn’t have to use this hotline.

This will be better if they run this ad during pre-midterms.

From FB:
“I had a tick on my testicles once. I used rubbing alcohol on a cotton ball and tweezers to remove it. Then I smashed it with a hammer repeatedly, lit it on fire and flushed its burnt ember down the toilet.
I'm about a billion times more upset at Elon.”

First, the Democrats need to get that Tariff blanket permission out of that CR. Then demand that if they agree to pass it, Musk must come to Capitol Hill for a grilling.

There is a way of dealing with an agitator - even a bad one, and this is not it. Grabbing him and shipping him away like an Amazon package without telling his lawyers or his family where he is, does not show that we are a nation in control. He needs to be returned to NY and face a legal decision.

That's one of our guys!!! Bravo.

After so many rocket explosions, one very recently, I would not take this flight. But Godspeed and prayers.

And X has had 3 DDOS attacks and been down for up to 43 minutes each time.

From @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social

Video obtained by CNN shows the rear landing gear of the jet buckling and the right wing shearing away in a fireball after the plane landed hard on the runway.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

Can someone in MAGALand clearly illustrate how this benefits everyday Americans and improves their lives?

Why can't "Christians" enjoy their faith without forcing it on others? There are hundreds of religions in the world, some more Christ-like than these "Christians". Worried about gay marriage? How about simply enjoying your OWN hetero one? How about MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS? Staying in your lane.

Good call. Florida & California won’t have any one to pick theirs anyway.

This news piece was written by the willfully blind.

They lost the election (by fraud) and now they remain silent. The only one who really says anything is AOC, the rest are stifled. When Trump lost in 2020 all we heard for 4 damn years was him bitching and complaining of a rigged election. Why are the Democrats so fucking quiet for? Speak up, my GOD!

Dull, overwhelming gray covering it all is a perfect metaphor for the bigger picture.

This photograph was taken two days ago at the FBI Academy in Quantico and submitted to the NYT under the condition of anonymity.

If a picture is usually worth a thousand words, this one is worth millions.

I have to share this from The Bad Place because it’s so spot-on 👇🏼

Um…um…
Remember the shellacking by the media Pete Buttigieg got after East Palestine?

I was today’s day old when I found out the hospital term “STAT” is not an acronym but short for the Latin word “statim” meaning immediately.

Trumpers are saying Vance is Trump’s dauphin.

The media is loving this Trump Show. After No-Access Joe, Trump will do anything for press, jumping in front of the cameras in a breaking news moment to talk about the price of meatballs or why the Earth is round.
It’s going to be a torturous 4 years.

The Coast Guard originally was under the Department of the Treasury, then Department of Transportation and now DHS. It operates as a service in the US Navy. This was punishment for putting a capable woman in charge.

Lights are on and nobody is home.

From the inimitable @marcelias.bsky.social

Don’t delete your xitter or it will be taken over by a bot or a MAGat. Just don’t use it. At all. Shut off notifications.

Newsom will be a candidate in 2028.

This is the only flag I’m flying today. For Janey. #Trumpisacunt Let’s make it trend.

Da ich den Mercedes-Benz kenne, garantiere ich, dass er Mörsergranaten standhalten kann, ohne anzuhalten.

He looks like a Vinnie.

Van Gogh