Bonshob Vandamn

Satan salivates

Blue states need to activate the guard and deploy them to voting stations to ensure no tomfuckery is going from these fascists

That kicks grass

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Squidward???

This is exactly who he is. But I also think he was hoping the outrage would be a distraction from the Trumpstien files.

That's ruff

Well it's also a distraction. No one is letting that pesky Epstein thing go

NARRATOR: "but in fact, he barely remembers"

C'mon Big Macs, do your stuff!!! 🤞

I like how he said "the most racist thing coming from this White House". It suggests he was aware of others but was cool with it. 🤔

Until he eats all your crayons 😞

Not gonna play your desperate ploy to shift the blame of your incompetence, friend. Would it make you feel better if I said "modern day"? Would it help make you seem less like an unserious character in all this?

And now they got bombed worse... Great job there, friend 😐

Look, I am not your priest. I can't absolve you from your sins on this. Feel free to look for your political unicorn. I'm gonna work with what we got

Neat.... Anywho...

I get that. It doesn't seem that way. But we never had a socialist mayor in a major city before either. Call me naive, but maybe this time will be different. 🤞

True, but these are the tools we have at the moment. Work with what we got, change it when we get in power

Neat.... Why give up though

Not sure if "throw your hands up in the air and give up" is the better choice

I think some of us just didn't want trump. Sometimes we have to pick the lesser of two evils. Would love to see multiple parties represented at the table. But I also would like to get rid of trump. YMMV

Why not?

I mostly agree with you, but if they could rename themselves "Huggy Bears", it might make their Gestapo-like ways more tolerable.

Past tense would be Handholds

I bet you $50k CAVA bucks it is

Probably a good idea for blue states to call up their guard

And don't get me started on that spicy meatball

*arrest

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NARRATOR: But in fact, there was no pull back... No pull back whatsoever...