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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus.

@hellbadger.bsky.social

They/Them•Pansexual•Enby•Hairy•Weirdo•I LIKE TRAINS!•Neurospicy•Cfz RegTeam•NO MINORS!•Can be NSFW•

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This is the perfect image

22.12.2025 08:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
D1041 is Awesome! Maybach Thrash part 2!
YouTube video by avocet89 D1041 is Awesome! Maybach Thrash part 2!

Please enjoy some footage from me and my friend from way back in 2002 ;p

youtu.be/Zc85kHSi5Mk?...

22.12.2025 06:54 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

My first exposure to a wizzo was D1014 at the ELR gala in 2002... Been in line ever since.
Always had a soft spot for hydraulics, specially Teddy Bears and Hymeks

21.12.2025 16:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You lucky sausage, I missed out on a ticket :(

21.12.2025 16:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Greta does not understand the workings of mechanical turbochargers if that is the case >=}

GLAAAAAG!!!!!!!!!!!

21.12.2025 14:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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TikTok - Make Your Day

vm.tiktok.com/ZNR2ypq7J/

21.12.2025 10:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It's Yule and you know what? These time of family and friends I was told to start being more active, more present. So here I am. I should show what I've been up too, things I've made. So.... I'll be posting some tiktoks and links to the things I've been up to.

21.12.2025 10:10 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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jake paul entered a boxing match wearing the logos of a irl massive racist and then got his jaw broken by a black man.

i think that's beautiful

20.12.2025 14:34 — 👍 2870    🔁 858    💬 34    📌 42
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One of my favourite types of loco ever. Please enjoy it at KWVR diesel gala 2024 >=}

21.12.2025 09:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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I could watch Jake Paul get knocked on his ass all day. Oh what a beautiful morning.

20.12.2025 15:18 — 👍 40    🔁 14    💬 6    📌 1
badger eating berries

badger eating berries

important

20.12.2025 13:57 — 👍 7705    🔁 2340    💬 42    📌 77
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Same mate, same.

20.12.2025 10:57 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The grand old duke of York,
He had ten million quid,
He gave it to someone he'd never met,
For something he never did.

20.12.2025 07:43 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this

18.12.2025 03:23 — 👍 5684    🔁 1595    💬 19    📌 7

Gods this is such an incredible album. Was a real musical awakening for 11 year old me.

20.12.2025 07:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Alignment chart of mustelids. 

Lawful good: marbled polecat
Neutral good: otter
Chaotic good: ferret
Lawful neutral: badger
True neutral: ermine
Chaotic neutral: fisher cat
Lawful evil: honey badger
Neutral evil: wolverine
Chaotic evil: mink

Alignment chart of mustelids. Lawful good: marbled polecat Neutral good: otter Chaotic good: ferret Lawful neutral: badger True neutral: ermine Chaotic neutral: fisher cat Lawful evil: honey badger Neutral evil: wolverine Chaotic evil: mink

Found this today on Instagram and had to share. (The artist, Siberian Lizard, is not on Bluesky.)

18.12.2025 03:53 — 👍 600    🔁 252    💬 13    📌 10

There he is. Ya boi, the All Hamster.
What a glorious hairy nugget he is!

20.12.2025 07:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

__AND__ it's better than Die Hard.
Bonus.

20.12.2025 07:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 will go.

Well that says everything really.

Also, you kids making me feel OLD!

20.12.2025 07:26 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Christmas is a tough time of year for me. This year is very bad with financial issues causing me to cancel one of the biggest things I was looking forward to on top of the usual shit in my head.
No decorations or anything have gone up this year,I just feel numb to it.
I'm not ok.But I'm surviving.

19.12.2025 10:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0
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What the dog doin'?
#Hmmmmmmm
#FurriesRuinEverything
#CursedChristmas

18.12.2025 23:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“Don’t talk to me or my son ever again”

18.12.2025 20:21 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Hamster comic reads ‘I’ve lost count of how many days I’ve spent in this rodent body. Time moves differently here. My estimate is one more human year to find Fenrir and release him so that I can gain my God form’

Hamster comic reads ‘I’ve lost count of how many days I’ve spent in this rodent body. Time moves differently here. My estimate is one more human year to find Fenrir and release him so that I can gain my God form’

One eyed hamster page that reads Odin The All Hamster

One eyed hamster page that reads Odin The All Hamster

Hamster comic that reads ‘This is now my third residence with a human. This particular female seems overly attentive’

Hamster comic that reads ‘This is now my third residence with a human. This particular female seems overly attentive’

Comic page that reads ‘ Human offers me tribute of song. Hold me closer tiny hamster, sing us a song you’re a hamster man, Rhythm is a hamster, it’s beginning to look like hamster’
And of treats. This pleases me

Comic page that reads ‘ Human offers me tribute of song. Hold me closer tiny hamster, sing us a song you’re a hamster man, Rhythm is a hamster, it’s beginning to look like hamster’ And of treats. This pleases me

A month ago I adopted a one eyed hamster from my local animal shelter

18.12.2025 19:51 — 👍 2160    🔁 569    💬 35    📌 8
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Oh this looks like a good place to la-AGHHHHHHHᴴᴴᴴᴴᴴᴴᴴᴴ

16.12.2025 16:00 — 👍 1614    🔁 589    💬 19    📌 28
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There’s still a final badger cull happening in Cumbria next year. Despite the fact everyone knows badger culling has done nothing to tackle TB in cattle.

07.12.2025 15:01 — 👍 41    🔁 17    💬 0    📌 0

… and he SERVED ✨

06.12.2025 01:56 — 👍 14217    🔁 3792    💬 167    📌 82
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People who criticize transgender people say there are only two genders.
But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡

18.09.2025 12:23 — 👍 21703    🔁 6676    💬 291    📌 205

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