Cigarette🚬

Cigarette🚬

@smokecigarettes.bsky.social

CIgarettes are good for you! YUM!

1,021 Followers 1,523 Following 8,131 Posts Joined Sep 2023
4 hours ago

Can this be a solution?

2,484 543 39 20
58 minutes ago
Justin trudeau and katy perry photoshopped into the scene from silence of the lamb in which buffalo bill demands that his hostage put the lotion on it's skin.

Justin Trudeau, Katy Perry, and Buffalo Bill STUN in new crime scene photograph.

9 2 0 0
1 hour ago

You won't believe it when you find out why they insist that you keep your skin moisturized with lotion.

3 0 0 0
1 hour ago

One who smell't it begins a desperate scramble for justice to clear his name from being the one who dealt it.

3 2 0 0
2 hours ago
map of the strait of hormuz, with a "shortcut" dotted line across the desert

peter griffin is walking the line

"guy with oil up he butt hole"

have they thought of this or

34 7 3 1
2 hours ago

I don't know, pal. This seems like more genocidal hatred than I could ever muster.

bsky.app/profile/blad...

0 0 0 0
2 hours ago

I'm not the one playing for team "kill all of the Palestinians"

1 0 1 0
2 hours ago

This is just adding redundancy to what we've already been doing for decades.

2 0 0 0
3 hours ago

I don't concern myself with the fate of those that gleefully dance on the graves of Palestinians on stolen Palestinian land.

8 0 0 0
4 hours ago

A possible new combatant has entered the chat

3 1 0 0
2 days ago
Post image

Idiot plot

3,610 844 54 52
5 hours ago
A pooping anthropomorphic cartoon white tiger.

Perhaps.. But, have you considered the information presented in the following infographic?

1 0 0 0
5 hours ago
A shirt that says "Listen here bud. Israel deserved 10/7" 
as a cartoon big dog points to you, the viewer.

Seconded.

17 1 1 2
6 hours ago

The economy of the entire world may slip into a great depression.. But, it's a small price to pay if it keeps him dancing happily.

Sacrifices must be made.

6 0 0 0
6 hours ago

lol

4 0 1 0
6 hours ago
The cure to the Straight of Hormuz crisis: Smokey and the Bandit.

They're gonna do what they say can't be done.

21 4 1 0
7 hours ago

Poop ship caught on fire. Things are going well.

8 0 0 0
10 hours ago

Dogs can drive a little as a treat.

1 0 1 0
16 hours ago

Ain't nobody buying that cryin' ass Jesus. I don't care how many times his bitch ass signed it.

5 0 1 0
17 hours ago

We could call it The Lube Tube.

3 0 1 0
17 hours ago

What if we just shot barrels of oil over the whole peninsula with one of those cannons they use to shoot human cannon balls?

7 1 0 0
17 hours ago
Post image

It is. Here's the original:

6 0 0 0
17 hours ago

They do if you have a flexible definition for "toilet"

3 0 0 0
17 hours ago
Result = 0.0031
2 0 0 0
17 hours ago
Post image
3 0 0 1
17 hours ago

It's cool how the current geopolitical landscape is just a death gauntlet that forces your sanity to run through it.

5 1 0 0
18 hours ago

Lol everything is terrible.

2 0 0 0
19 hours ago

Dance like nobody is watching (you start world war 3) sir! *with tears in my eyes*

0 0 0 0
22 hours ago

Sir! Please!! *with tears in my eyes* Please stop taking about the war you started, sir! Please tell us more about your crippling fear of stairs! Please sir!

5 0 1 0
1 day ago

Wait until they get a load of WOKE 2.5

They ain't seen nothing yet.

0 0 1 0