yeah yeah blah blah the country is on fire, but i have actually turned down food, water, and sex multiple times over the past month because i was on a gold stake hot streak in balatro and that's the real news
15.04.2025 15:22 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
pain doesn't always make you tougher or more tolerant; sometimes it just makes you tired. injury makes you sore and you need time to heal.
here for you, brother ๐
25.03.2025 17:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
how do i order some
10.03.2025 12:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
my mother birthed a leo main, you'll be aight
16.02.2025 18:10 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
it's almost as if a lack of compassion and understanding is how those people were made vulnerable and susceptible to beguilement to begin with
owning the neocons with a cheeky retweet is not praxis buddy
02.02.2025 14:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
i knew this app was an SNL liberal refuge from twitter, but the sheer amount of smug "i told you so, idiots" sentiment i see everyday almost makes this shit just as bad
idk what's more delusional, being a nazi or somehow thinking that you're immune to becoming one
02.02.2025 14:55 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
thank you, i will be purchasing a crew neck without delay
31.01.2025 17:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
help me
06.01.2025 23:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
"like" you're addicted?
10.12.2024 02:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
mentally training myself to reflexively open this app instead of the other one is going to be harder than breaking opioid addiction
02.12.2024 17:53 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
worried about you, queen
29.11.2024 17:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
found a photo of my great grandmother on ancestry while having a cuppa and realized that the phrase "trader joe's gingerbread oat creamer" would dissolve her amygdala
16.11.2024 22:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
gotta admit, watching my ballot be cast put a smile on my face.
that being said, i will now shut my brain off until it's time to process what comes next
05.11.2024 17:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Around the time of initial the Jared Leto Joker reveal in 2015, I had this idea of a Joker design styled after Liquid Snake.
02.11.2024 22:03 โ ๐ 158 ๐ 16 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
you could try electrical impulses, those might get through
02.11.2024 22:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
the first half has you nigh rooting for him and his hitman gameplay antics, but the second half is nigh supernatural in what he gets away with
02.11.2024 22:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
i love the revolving door of sickness that is living with an autoimmune disease
if the actual disease itself doesn't kill you, fret not weary traveler for you just touched an infected door knob and your immunocompromised body will now be horizontal for 72 hours
02.11.2024 14:12 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
woman getting to know me asked "so do you play games to decompress?"
no, no i do not. i play video games to ruin someone else's ability to decompress.
02.11.2024 14:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
adorable, but her stun meter is way too low
29.10.2024 15:56 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
wait
FLUTTERS
28.10.2024 21:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
> wake up at 6 AM
"i should read uzumaki"
28.10.2024 11:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
there has to be more to life than this
28.10.2024 11:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
๐งธ "Don't underestimate the cute ones!" ๐งธ
Join us in wishing a very Happy Birthday to Bridget!
#GGST #Birthday #Bridget
26.10.2024 17:41 โ ๐ 6341 ๐ 1394 ๐ฌ 201 ๐ 220
i need the team to just tell us what they are, this is troubling me DEEPLY
27.10.2024 13:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
at this weird point in my life where good things happening to me almost feel like a dream that i'm watching happen to someone else
yes, this is about a woman
27.10.2024 13:15 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
i have just today, at my big age, discovered the beauty of audiobooks
what have i been doing
26.10.2024 12:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
"we have received your payment"
25.10.2024 15:50 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
wait, it's not a tweet. i can't say tweeting. what are these?
beeskies? a bluey? clouds?? thunderbolts? gusts of wind???
25.10.2024 11:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
underrated tweet
25.10.2024 10:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
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