seff 🍉

yeah yeah blah blah the country is on fire, but i have actually turned down food, water, and sex multiple times over the past month because i was on a gold stake hot streak in balatro and that's the real news

pain doesn't always make you tougher or more tolerant; sometimes it just makes you tired. injury makes you sore and you need time to heal.

here for you, brother 💙

how do i order some

my mother birthed a leo main, you'll be aight

it's almost as if a lack of compassion and understanding is how those people were made vulnerable and susceptible to beguilement to begin with

owning the neocons with a cheeky retweet is not praxis buddy

i knew this app was an SNL liberal refuge from twitter, but the sheer amount of smug "i told you so, idiots" sentiment i see everyday almost makes this shit just as bad

idk what's more delusional, being a nazi or somehow thinking that you're immune to becoming one

thank you, i will be purchasing a crew neck without delay

help me

"like" you're addicted?

mentally training myself to reflexively open this app instead of the other one is going to be harder than breaking opioid addiction

worried about you, queen

found a photo of my great grandmother on ancestry while having a cuppa and realized that the phrase "trader joe's gingerbread oat creamer" would dissolve her amygdala

gotta admit, watching my ballot be cast put a smile on my face.

that being said, i will now shut my brain off until it's time to process what comes next

Around the time of initial the Jared Leto Joker reveal in 2015, I had this idea of a Joker design styled after Liquid Snake.

you could try electrical impulses, those might get through

the first half has you nigh rooting for him and his hitman gameplay antics, but the second half is nigh supernatural in what he gets away with

i love the revolving door of sickness that is living with an autoimmune disease

if the actual disease itself doesn't kill you, fret not weary traveler for you just touched an infected door knob and your immunocompromised body will now be horizontal for 72 hours

woman getting to know me asked "so do you play games to decompress?"

no, no i do not. i play video games to ruin someone else's ability to decompress.

adorable, but her stun meter is way too low

wait

FLUTTERS

> wake up at 6 AM

"i should read uzumaki"

there has to be more to life than this

🧸 "Don't underestimate the cute ones!" 🧸
Join us in wishing a very Happy Birthday to Bridget!
#GGST #Birthday #Bridget

i need the team to just tell us what they are, this is troubling me DEEPLY

at this weird point in my life where good things happening to me almost feel like a dream that i'm watching happen to someone else

yes, this is about a woman

i have just today, at my big age, discovered the beauty of audiobooks

what have i been doing

"we have received your payment"

wait, it's not a tweet. i can't say tweeting. what are these?

beeskies? a bluey? clouds?? thunderbolts? gusts of wind???

underrated tweet