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at my school at like 6pm the neighborhood mums would start calling around to find out why their kids hadn't come home and where they had to go to pick them up.

man standing in classroom meme

i think league of legends is more interesting to watch if teams have front line and engage, or failing that can do something else with strategic relevance well

it was very painful. doran did not understand that the only way either team could kill the other was if someone stood in front of them and kept standing in front of gen.g, exacerbating their loss at herald and then losing dragon feat, and then t1 had to hail mary atakhan, and then the game was over.

entirely up to riot to decide whether or not competitive integrity of their tournaments is important to them. different audiences will show up depending on what they choose.

extra painful cause it's the best players in the world, so g1 will be knife-edge stuff and then over the next four games you watch the series devolve into solo queue. feels so bad for the players too, training for years and q'ing for an international and then g5 you play a champ you have 0 games on.

i dunno i just see that games are being decided by three people who don't know how to play their champions trying to pilot a teamfight with a comp they've never drafted before and standing in the aoe of an ability they've never scrimmed against. it feels like watching na teams in 2012.

The state of my sleeping pattern does not fill me with anxiety

also a lot of work goes into making champs who are interesting to play in competitive playable in competitive. it isn't actually a good idea for a comp which is completely one-dimensional to be the best comp available for drafting on account of the flexible champions all being banned.

msi is the first bo5 fearless draft tournament i've paid real attention to and holy shit g5's are so fucking bad.

bsky.app/profile/jorb...

girlfriend: do you want muffins?
me: no. do you want a muffin?
girlfriend, side-eyeing the muffins and smirking: no no. no.
me: do you want me to get muffins so you can have a muffin?
girlfriend, mouth half-open with slight drool forming: no i am good.

Without exaggeration, the last 50+ years of biological research completely discredits every race science claim. It is the single biggest indicator of being a malicious dullard and a reactionary ideologue. The fact I’ve had to dedicate a single minute of my career to addressing it is absurd

i got a ~viral tweet and i swear to god 99% of the accounts liking it are bots.

i once lost game 1 and then in game 2 i twincast nourishing shoal for 30 life on turn 3 and my opponent conceded the entire match

YouTube video by FC Barcelona ⚽ TOP 10 GOALS LAMINE YAMAL 3️⃣0️⃣4️⃣ | FC Barcelona 🔵🔴

there's a thing going around cause a women's soccer team lost to teenage boys so i thought i'd check out how good teenage boys are at soccer www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Hl...

i do not want anything in my house to have internet access but at the same time i wish my oven could tweet about what food it was making. it does a very good job and i think people would like to see. and i'm absolutely not going to do that work on my own.

Like I've said before, if you have any doubts about climate change, just go to a super-boring insurance conference and listen to the super-boring panels where they dryly talk about the growing threat of disasters so catastrophic and unpredictable in scope they simply cannot be insured at any price.

it's fairly unusual for it to be incorrect to buy orrery in act one

pretty sure i watched some of these scenes in andor

have there ever been pictures of "violent protest" where it was more clear that the primary cause of violence was millions/billions of dollars worth of armed police than the ones coming out of LA right now?

that + people who are playing spire are playing it different ways. [challenges/mods/winrate/winstreak/relaxed] are all separate subcommunities with varying amounts of communication between them.

sts community is very fractal, at least somewhat because upkeeping a community is also a lot of work.

the "bluesky is ruining everything" talking point is one of the ones i irrationally crash out over. the stuff where fox-news-think encroaches into centrist/liberal/leftist spaces frustrates me a lot.

"livetrans" maybe not the best name for your automatic translation service.

Why Are 1 Million People Playing "Brotato"? An odd new group of games is challenging the conventions of its industry.

If you are tragically not yet familiar with the game about a potato with a shotgun, I have an article (gift link!) for you:

YouTube video by Jorbs This is why we pick spear!! | The Big Winstreak #1 | Brotato Abyssal Terrors

my brotato full danger 5 winstreak (124 runs; every character on original map + dlc map) is now all on youtube if anyone wants a very large amount of brotato to watch.

probably the most obscene thing i have ever and will ever do in gaming.

first video: youtu.be/z5Ng_fZyUX0

this pride i am thankful for so many people in my life and also for the buddy system

whoever convinced anyone otherwise pulled off one of the most impressive heists ever.

Finally played GRIS in one sitting.

Easily one of the best games I’ve ever played. Without a single word, it speaks volumes about video games as art. And the soundtrack! I literally clapped when the credits rolled.

also broadly believe that "others haven't been able to be successful despite working hard because social forces have kept them down" is a great example of a claim many privileged people would be offended by, fwiw.