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he/him | i bought a house from people paying to watch me play videogames how cool is that | author: before we go live | twitch/yt partner

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Normally people don’t stress much about the odds of giving up six runs in a single inning, but I’m a Mariners fan and that’s its own kind of generational trauma.

08.10.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 828    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 12

this was some solid street magic

06.10.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Good Times and Gooder Games | Special Guest JORBS | Vintage Cube Double Draft | Charity Drive
YouTube video by CalebDMTG Good Times and Gooder Games | Special Guest JORBS | Vintage Cube Double Draft | Charity Drive

Had some requests to upload the @jorbs.bsky.social guest spot from the charity drive

Two drafts, and the second one is a real work of art πŸ˜€ A must watch for sure

youtu.be/dXiYrrMc2Ls

06.10.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

this also isn't a christian nation, so we aren't bound by the tenets or norms of christianity, which loops this back to the original point about how there being no working social contract leads to concepts getting mislabeled and misapplied. christian grace isn't how to treat an american murderer.

06.10.2025 08:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the expected response from a christian toward someone committing egregious sin (thou shall not murder is a commandment!) is pretty complex. /just/ forgiving a person is not an adequate response from a christian toward a murderer.

06.10.2025 08:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gandhi listed seven sins of society as wealth without work, pleasure without conscience, knowledge without character, commerce without morality, science without humanity, religion without sacrifice, and politics without principle.

there are differences between good and bad things!

05.10.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

mlk jr: "it is not enough for me to stand before you tonight and condemn riots. It would be morally irresponsible for me to do that without, at the same time, condemning the contingent, intolerable conditions that exist in our society"

05.10.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

be kind to your neighbor. give grace to those different from you. condemn those who are violent to the people you love. hate those who seek to tear apart your world. these are appropriate applications of these actions. get out of the delusion that mlk or gandhi will fix everything by being nice.

05.10.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

one of the nefarious parts of US cultural discourse is that, lacking a meaningful and upheld social contract, abstract ideas like "kindness" or "grace" or whatever get applied to the absolute wrong things. those aren't appropriate ways to treat murderers of your family.

05.10.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

completely insane to me that the turning point rally involved erika kirk forgiving the shooter, and that received general praise. there are actually differences between good and bad things, and you should actually condemn and seek punishment for people who murder your loved ones.

05.10.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

maybe i should do a city-wide bus stop review. there are probably some good ones near alki and on queen anne.

03.10.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
view of uw big fountain from stevens way

view of uw big fountain from stevens way

view down rainier vista from stevens way

view down rainier vista from stevens way

at uw this afternoon. sanity check is this the best bus stop in the world or

03.10.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧑)

03.10.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 699    πŸ” 267    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 11

they left out the part of the prisoner's dilemma where the cooperators condescendingly explain to the enforcers that they're ruining the game when they taught me about it.

02.10.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

also i stopped by mox to get primer for some miniatures i'm painting and they apologetically carded me for spray paint lol.

01.10.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

went to portland a few weekends ago. walked the city east -> west and back again, got incredible donuts, perused some farmer's market stuff that stretched all the way along the river bank, then went to one of the coolest japanese gardens in the US. good city.

01.10.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

it's because its artistic sense is whimsical, and we incorrectly don't think of whimsey as artistic (i.e. a comic isn't artistic while a pastoral scene is).

30.09.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i see we have progressed from trump being a president who will start no wars to trump being a president who will lose wars against every individual united states city.

30.09.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"just need more hours in the day" says man who sincerely wishes to play four additional hours of videogames

29.09.2025 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 239    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

remember chat rooms? you'd be in an irc thing, and that'd be the only thing you and the people you were chatting with were doing?

i miss that shit. in high school one of the kids was so addicted to them her parents would take her keyboard away, so she had to copy+paste text w/ her mouse all night.

27.09.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that's about where i'm at with english

27.09.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After studying Japanese for months I’m proud to say I finally learned how to count up to 7. As long as I don’t encounter any quantities 8 or higher I’m golden

27.09.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

"average founder of democracy causes 3 catastrophes a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average founder of democracy causes 0 catastrophes a year. Washington Georg, who founded the US and is responsible for much of the world's suffering, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

27.09.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not at the event, actually :(

27.09.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thinking about going back to overtly mocking all current events instead of avoiding acknowledging them

27.09.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sink or Skim (Full length)
YouTube video by MELT THE FLY Sink or Skim (Full length)

it could just be that i've been taking tylanol for a headache, but this is the best youtube find i can remember. somehow only 4k views, it's a wes anderson film in real life. www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5gE...

27.09.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A painting of a white and pink jackalope wearing a spiked collar. Behind the jackalope is the transgender pride flag and text that read "TRANS JOY Will Always Exist Because I Exist And I Am Filled With It"

A painting of a white and pink jackalope wearing a spiked collar. Behind the jackalope is the transgender pride flag and text that read "TRANS JOY Will Always Exist Because I Exist And I Am Filled With It"

Trans joy will always exist because I exist, amd I am filled with it.

24.09.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1671    πŸ” 601    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2
This game is beautiful genuinely... | Sponsored Towa and the Guardians of the Sacred Tree Friday
YouTube video by Jorbs This game is beautiful genuinely... | Sponsored Towa and the Guardians of the Sacred Tree Friday

enjoyed checking out towa and the guardians of the sacred tree on stream last week! an action roguelite with gorgeous narrative and unexpected extras (like a realistic and educational swordsmithing procedure).

check the vod out here: youtu.be/UwDpHuHOXwc

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on steam: ffc.click/TowaJorbs

23.09.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

was always permadeath, hasn't ever had a retry turn/reset fight sort of button.

came out with no ascension. a1-a10 were added shortly after, then a jump to a15 a month or so later. a20 was released around the same time act 4 was added (patch 1.0!), which was about 2 years after early access began.

11.09.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there's never been any metaprogression in terms of getting more hp or anything like that.

casey/anthony have said that adding unlocks at all was in part to satisfy reviewers. the point is for the full game to be fun, the unlocks are meant to be a relatively small part.

11.09.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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