Oh yay Santa brought me a guillotine this year!! He’s just sorta standing next to it
a strange Mold is growing in my apartment and impairing my cognition. the world is healing..?
I recently opened a Speech Therapy clinic, but it's been tough getting the word out
doing my part in the battle against entropy. i never do any work
we should blend everybody up into One Huge Person
(gaunt, pallid specter of a man): yea i usually only need like 4 hours haha
need a fourth eye to accurately gauge how far in the future that stuff's gonna happen
wish they put it on my forehead :/
they opened my third eye in a Lab
meticulous process of trial & error putting together an outfit that has that "effortless" look
forgot to set my expression back to default and accidentally held a confused grimace all day
chose the wrong hole at amigara and came out all weird on the other end :/
ugh it feels like everywhere i go im surrounded by MORONS!!! i think it works like Stand users
why dont they make any other googly parts
Good News!!! you don’t die from lack of sleep! You can Stay Awake Forever!! you just get like psychosis or a heart attack or something like that
nursing the last sips of lukewarm water like im lost in the desert. jus dont wanna get up to refill it
bartender cut me off so I latched onto a patron instead
backing out of Plans has gotta be the best feeling in the World!! the onlookers seemed relieved too
never thought id see the day...
your son is Beautiful he looks like Shimmering Lights. may i hold him
window seat so i can try to punch out the window the whole flight
look to your left. look to your right. now look under your seat. there you'll find a gun,
inflated the balloons with Screams everybody at the party is Irritable
when I go to the dentist I gotta strip down I got Lots of Teeth
makes sense that the bouncer for heaven is a guy called Saint Beater
ai girlfriend got the ack :(
put on the They Live glasses and saw a Featureless White Void
didn't plan on taking a Nap today but I guess I succumbed to the Mold
my bed got that good mold im asleep before my head hits the pillow
No Melatonin No Counting Sheep all I need is Bed Mold
