Samfro🩷🧡🤍

Peach’s team released this statement due to the dismay and heartbreak of Mario.

Fuck those fucking homophobes. I hope they burn in the hottest corners of hell…

RT if you stan a 🌈 QUEEN!!!!

Screenshot of tlgad on Spotify showing the line “and then it was bought by me”

Having all of Taylor’s music is so fun because now I get to play TV or OG every time one of four albums comes on - and I’m scary good at it.😈

She gave the performance
To get the key
To keep the castle

What if I told you she’s a mastermind?

A photo of Taylor Swift in a rainbow dress and matching rainbow jacket. The photo was featured on the “June” page of the reputation calendar

“Purposely misunderstood”

2007-08 unfortunately (Fearless TV when?!🤪)

If you post that you are seeing Hamilton on socials, I will comment saying “he dies in the end.” Been doing this for 10 years and still makes me laugh every time.

I would simply like to know how Bang the Doldrums personally affected Taylor Swift the first time she heard it, I don’t think that’s too much to ask.

I just hate that when things get quiet I’m alone and I’m sad like all the time

The RSD 7” vinyl costing $19.75 is peak taycomedian

I got a job in a factory that makes Dracula figurines.

There’s only two of us on that line, so I have to make every second count.

It really is a weird moment when you finally accept that the adults in your life growing up are fallible and that you no longer have to listen to what they say, and in fact, you can wholeheartedly disagree.

Rewatching Juno for the first time as an adult and damn being closer in age with Jennifer Garner’s character than Elliot Page’s is hitting me hard rn

So overwhelmed I didn’t notice the Dacus typo

New Lucy Davis, new Ariana, and new Mumford & Sons? Ya girl is overwhelmed rn

Mark Hamill learning about Gaylor is so important to me personally

I’m not saying astrology is real, I’m saying my Saturn return starts next Wednesday and my favorite boss announced he’s leaving..starting Wednesday.

Bluesky really is my suboxone to Twitter. It doesn’t give me the same high but the scrolling eases something in my soul.

One daily act of radicalization I personally do is pronouncing Elon Ellen. I know it’s not much but I know if he knew he’d be absolutely furious.

Drake University:

The way I’ve started listening to So Long, London and hearing it as a goodbye to my 20s and all the chaos I loved and hated about it.

Every day I get closer to 30 I get more emo i swear

This post brought to you by a Natasha Lyonne thirst trap my TikTok algorithm very kindly shared with me just now.

Sometimes I think about how when I first saw Orange is the New Black I thought I was straight and told someone “yeah if I was in prison I’d lez out if gave me protection”

No. You’d “lez out” because you are a lesbian.

Big fan of how dj khaled said he didn’t eat pussy n everyone just kinda stopped paying attention to him. L behavior fr

Non believer by La Rocca

Is Kendrick the lawyer too?😂

6th year of joking with my mom about how I’m the most Irish in the family because I’m an alcoholic and 6th year of my mom responding with “Jesus Mary and Joseph! Samantha”

Happy St Paddy’s Day everyone🍀

I can’t celebrate St Patrick’s Day because true to my Irish roots I’m an alcoholic

(I thought this was funny and then typed it out and it’s just kinda sad lmao)