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Music, kindness, preserving democracy, nature, justice, humor, pets, solidarity, and Boston sports are some of the things that I enjoy. GD SYF WALSTIB

7,766 Followers 12,897 Following 5,676 Posts Joined Oct 2024
5 hours ago

Brain……. Fog

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5 hours ago

(The monsters is us)

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5 hours ago

Elvis went out on his own terms. Toilet in his estate with a nice fried PB banana sandwich.

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11 hours ago

His portrayal of Wallace was special. I knew he was a professional actor and not a Baltimore local, but he just came across on the screen like he was a real confused kid. Imho

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11 hours ago
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a man with a surprised look on his face stands in front of a sign that says blind room Alt: Michael Scott with a surprised look on his face

“Okay, that’s how you get profit, which is just a fancy name for money, which you can use to buy a Playstation or… a beanie baby!”

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11 hours ago
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a man wearing a black hat and a turtleneck is walking in a field . ALT: a man wearing a black hat and a turtleneck is walking in a field .

Oscars be gold, fool, Oscars feel like a statue!

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11 hours ago

Hegseth kept saying DT had his “hands on the wheel and controlling the throttle” of the Iran disaster. All I could think was that dude can’t even drive a real car. Geopolitics is a little more complicated than steering a golf cart. Like healthcare, “nobody knew it was complicated.”

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12 hours ago

He’s got an angle, don’t worry about it. He’s gonna have the frisbee golf league commissioner give her their “best picture” award. First time awarded!

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12 hours ago

“People from mental institutions they empty out to send here! Asylums, which is a grade higher than a mental institution! Sick people!”
DJT

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12 hours ago

One “Carol Brady” coming right up!

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12 hours ago

Your analysis is solid, but that nickname? Pedolf? That is brilliant.

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12 hours ago

DT also has repeatedly claimed that all the families of the fallen endorsed the plan and told him to finish the job.

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12 hours ago

“But they are rich, why would they steal?!”

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12 hours ago

Know when to walk away, know when to run.

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13 hours ago

There oughta be a law!

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13 hours ago

Giving aid and comfort to the enemy.

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13 hours ago

We are often disappointing, but the human condition is no joke. We’re all doing our best.

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13 hours ago

Humans being quite human, we sometimes let them down. Dogs being dogs, they more often than not bring out our best qualities.

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13 hours ago

It’s dicey, but it’s when you don’t see them that you really gotta worry.

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13 hours ago

Of course, how were we supposed to know that a bookworm with glasses could be trusted?

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13 hours ago

We should oughta have listened to that Orwell feller…

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13 hours ago

“We are not at war with Iran.”
“We have always been at war with Iran.”
“We have destroyed Iran completely.”
“Iran is an immediate existential threat to all life.”
“We have won completely and reject any help.”
“We ask for help for the global catastrophe.” (Which we created)

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13 hours ago

Doublespeak

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13 hours ago

Coincidences, amirite? It’s the damnedest thing!

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14 hours ago

If you find Newt’s sci-fi ideas problematic, stay far away from former AG Barr’s father’s books.

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15 hours ago
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Thats Not How This Works Thats Not How Any Of This Works GIF Alt: Thats Not How This Works Thats Not How Any Of This Works GIF
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15 hours ago

You’ve got this!

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16 hours ago

You had me for a second there

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16 hours ago

Maybe some night at 4 AM they hang a sign in a basement.

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1 day ago

Unmitigated disaster

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