Shawn Porter

"'I find men who don't use punctuation are more fun in bed than those who do." - Boyd McDonald

A shunga inspired tattoo of a peach and a snake. Mostly.

The finished tattoo.

Shunga tattoo

An aging ginger in yellow glasses laying on a table, ass up, being drawn on for a tattoo

My old pal Chesko added some shunga to my hamhock for my 51st birthday.

Kate Bush/Misfits- Hammer Horror Business

Happy Kate Bush day (a day late)

Any smile that lasts longer than a second and a half is a con man's ruse - Captain Raymond Holt (RIP)

What I drew for TSR's new toy line back in 1982, and what they actually manufactured & sold.

What Rick Veitch designed & drew for TSR back in '82, and what TSR manufactured & sold.

Corenswet is a local boy and we’ve had guests coming in telling us about his HS and theater kid days. Can’t beat it.

A blue pole with a Face drawn in it.

Moe…

Congrats to Stephen Colbert for never bending the knee.

Divisive and then some!

What’s making me so happy about the Superman press tour is just how obvious it is that everyone in the movie wants to fuck Corenswet.

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.

Philly had a plethora of pharmacies- Walgreens, CVS, Rite Aid- sometimes literally across the street from each other, some open 24hrs - that vanished.

Now I have to go out of my way to wait for the lone employee to unlock the case to get my toothpaste and the pharmacy lines are always backed up.

YouTube video by HD Retro Trailers Death Promise (1977) Original Trailer [FHD]

But what if the LANDLORDS were the bad guys? Imagine that.

Rudi was such a character. As time ticks on there'll be less and less of out there who knew him and then one day...

So glad you're able to keep part of his legacy alive. <3

It does. They do.

A sentence that I never thought I’d say: I forgot the password for my toothbrush and had to do a reset.

Aliens! Prop from the feature film JIMMY AND STIGGZ

Red Rover Red Rover, now let ART come on over.

Good morning! It’s Wednesday July 9th 2025! Already? Crikey. You be careful out there among them English, John Book. (Dated this very day in 1986, just 39 yrs ago, Swamp Thing #53, with its cover featuring The Batman, by Steve Bissette & Tatjana Wood.)

posting screen grabs of nazi grok posts = making everyone else smell the carton of milk that went bad in the fridge

Having a trip sitter is always a good idea. Enjoy the ride!

I hate that it works.

I just found a password in a notebook for an email account I haven’t been able to access/recover for years. I’m amazed that Gmail didn’t just delete the acct. It’s like- internal archeology - digging through the folders of a younger me.

Too many emails from friends who’re no longer with us…

A bag of trash with the mayor of Philadelphia’s office phone#

There’s power in the Union.

Watching Sandman, season 2.
It's heavy. I was so in love with the source material for so much of my life, and then... Gaiman.

There were 29 law enforcement officers who were arrested, pled guilty and/or were sentenced to prison for child sex crimes in the month of June.

I screened it once at a gay leather bar and someone told me to “check my internalized homophobia” despite me bartending that night in a jockstrap. Haha.

There’s a pretty famous leather daddy in it and every time he comes on screen I want to scream “FERNANDO!!”

Hanky code is still alive and well!