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Ben Templesmith

@templesmith.bsky.social

Australo-American. Grumpy rabble rouser. Co-created 30 Days of Night, you know, that became that film. Writer, artist, cephalopod, cat & horror enthusiast. Annoyingly for you, still here.

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These… these are real national guard members?

Is there like *any* fitness criteria?

08.10.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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DFW

07.10.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahahahaha. That thing where you might actually catch up with a friend even though you forgot to tell them you’d be in town for a few hours, weeks ago, & just after your plane lands you remember to text them & they’ll be around your hotel at exactly the right time… probably. πŸ˜‚

07.10.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A gallery opening, a Hindu multi day wedding, a little Garden of the Gods, a side trip to DFW for a tattoo today, one day home with the cats, then 5 days out doing GalaxyCon Saint Louis.

I’m already rather tired, but such memories.

Then… crowdfunding a thingie?

07.10.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Was taped right next to the entrance of the plane.

02.10.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Also: this is real nice. Never seen it pointed out before as we boarded the flight.

02.10.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Finally, I land in Denver 3 hours late. Thanks American.

Those 3 hours were meant to get me some time to stash stuff, put on a suit, grab a little food. Now I’m just dashing to the gallery where I’ll probably get changed in public as some sort of art piece.

02.10.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

02.10.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Physicist: After 33 billon years, universe β€˜will end in a big crunch’ After expanding to its peak size about 11 billion years from now, the universe will begin to contract – snapping back like a rubber band to a single point at the end, according to a Cornell physicist.

None of this is real, innit, since there’s still so many unknowns & the crisis of cosmology etc etc.

But I like a Big Crunch please.

as.cornell.edu/news/physici...

02.10.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"What is the cost of lies? It's not that we will mistake them for the truth. The real danger is that, if we hear enough lies, then we no longer recognize the truth at all."

-Valery Legasov, Chernobyl Miniseries

02.10.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I prefer to be a little more optimistic that more people are like me, & have lines they won’t cross & some sense of true honour, rather than be a spiral of negativity giving up all hope that what’s meant to be the bastion of protection of the constitution is just like all the rest, hollow & rancid!

02.10.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup. Yuuuup.

02.10.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pete Davidson back stage at Riyadh making small talk.

"Yeah, my dad died on 9/11."
"Really? Mine too."
"..."
"..."

02.10.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 208    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4

At 9am I do not think that would go well for the rest of my day. πŸ˜‚

02.10.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep is crap. Did the airline lounge instead. ( which is also quite crap ) πŸ˜‚

02.10.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I now have 4 hours stuck in Philly.

What do?

Is it worth crashing out somewhere before dashing back to airport?

02.10.2025 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You know when you have all your travel booked precisely for reasons that necessitate you getting up at the buttcrack of dawn to finally arrive at your destination at a decent hour, only to have your connecting flight already pushed back 2 hours to the same old shitty arrival time?

Yeah, that.

02.10.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I choose to be more optimistic. ( apparently that the US military can be like any third world’s??? )

02.10.2025 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't like witnessing such history. But at the same time.. I know enough from other countries...

02.10.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
We Bury The Dead | Official Teaser (HD) | Vertical
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I am so in.

And it's set in Australia.

youtu.be/FvuU_iWoTCw?...

02.10.2025 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think they'll take that lying down. If they have any spine. They're the last defence for the constitution, which is what they swore an oath to, no?

02.10.2025 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I tried. But I had to leave.

It’s fine. It’s all fine.

Money will just appear yes? This is how it works.

02.10.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you know how hard it is to do a W9 while tipsy?

02.10.2025 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, im home from a bar, doing paperwork for people that want to
pay me money for work I just did.

A blessing & a curse since I have to be up in 4 hours time.

02.10.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok pretty convinced there may be a military coup in the US’s future.

Put a bunch of generals in a room & submit them to a clown show & hint at cancelling 2028 elections? Yeah, that might do it.

02.10.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1
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Tomorrow & Friday in Denver. A devil on my shoulder & about 60 more on the walls.

At the Ink Comic Art Gallery.

01.10.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You forgot the big one:

One party either lies outright much of the time, or bends the truth so far it could suck its own genitalia.

Most democrats just aren’t equipped for the messaging, the coining of terms, & the sheer will to fight dirty politically. Worked fine in the era of politeness though.

01.10.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Only one with my limited knowledge so far…

Storyville lounge, absolutely. Part of Doctor Tumblety’s.

01.10.2025 09:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The only way the Dems win this is if they manage to grapple the narrative.

You know who is already laying it on thick with blame.

The media… aw fuck, we’re all cooked aren’t we.

01.10.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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