Adam is still doing his best

A little late, but here’s my costume 💪

Hear me out- Von Dutch as a West Side Story-esque rat pack song

There’s an older woman talking on the phone in the coffee shop- but she’s talking quietly in French so it’s kind of romantic.

My check engine light turning on is my 13th reason, I fear

Me looking back at some of the DMs I’ve sent when I’ve been horny the past couple weeks 🤭😂

Happy Jocktober to you too

Give praise to the str8 women who make sure your drunk f*gg*t gets home safely

Porn Parody proposal:
Stevie Todd - The Demon Bottom of Fleet (enema) Street

Hot take: it should be illegal to have only one toilet in the men’s room of a restaurant- ESPECIALLY if they serve spicy fare.

An erect uncircumcised penis, protruding from the left side of a pair of underwear

A little h-word on this #monochromemonday #gaynsfw

I feel like quite a few of us need a long hug, a forehead kiss, and a grilled cheese cut diagonally.

Please welcome to the stage: Polly Nydal Sist!

Mind over matter- you over me 😶‍🌫️

Good night gay people on the internet. Be kind to yourself and others who deserve it tomorrow.

A terrific Tuesday indeed- Have a great day! 😊

a man with a beard is holding his hands up in the air . ALT: a man with a beard is holding his hands up in the air .

On my way, king

OK, so I was gonna post this as a joke, but if you look at the actual results from this list, I think it may actually be helpful 🤣🙈

Are you gonna be a girl that poops or are you gonna be a bitch that shits??

That would be so messy! Use my chest instead 😇

Sign: ALL YOU CAN EAT ASS $18.99

i’m starting a recession proof business

a cartoon of a man and a woman talking with the words here let me wipe your seat off for you ALT: a cartoon of a man and a woman talking with the words here let me wipe your seat off for you

Holy ffffffffffLAPJACKS that’s a fat ass (compliment)

A vehicle with a deflated front tire.

Well, that’s a banger start to the week. Happy Monday! 🙃

Yeah, man that was crazy… you should do it again

Is it hard- I mean, hot in here?? 🥵

Do you ever douche just to feel something?

my view at the airport behind a pillar of the Sunglass Hut store

excited to launch my new chain of stores

I need to lock in and figure out how to better myself in order to live a satisfying and enjoyable existence (as much as is possible in the current “unprecedented times” we are living in)