ian @bygones - Bluesky Profile

I turn off the lights. I sit cross-legged at the foot of my bed, eyes closed. I picture Cranky Kong and begin to rotate him. Soon, I picture a myriad of Kongs - Donkey, Lanky, Candy, ect. I rotate them too. Each has a distinct tilt and axis, they're spinning at varying speeds. I begin to levitate.

11.11.2025 02:58 — 👍 174 🔁 29 💬 2 📌 0

i like you bro. i’m gonna add you to my bestiary

27.10.2025 02:53 — 👍 2289 🔁 1022 💬 8 📌 15

Halo Fest Announce Trailer

26.10.2025 01:51 — 👍 232 🔁 94 💬 4 📌 3

don't let this become a fire inside you

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the trans pride flag

Here is some non-satire for you:

Trans rights forever.

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Michael Cera Palin is great

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What really gets me about all of this is how performative it all is. I guarantee you the majority of people do not even know who Charlie Kirk is. He was not a celebrity, he was not a politician, he was not even a newscaster. He was, for all intents and purposes, some guy on the internet.

10.09.2025 23:37 — 👍 486 🔁 105 💬 6 📌 1

do something they can’t and eat while shitting

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12.06.2025 21:44 — 👍 560 🔁 146 💬 16 📌 0

The dude that announced Splitgate 2 at SGF is a fucking loser

06.06.2025 23:17 — 👍 714 🔁 75 💬 22 📌 0

A person commenting saying “I like your gay pride shirt”. The shirt is a black tee with the final fantasy XIV logo

Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈 #ffxiv

01.06.2025 12:33 — 👍 2425 🔁 949 💬 1 📌 6

Thirty-three days ago, we released Clair Obscur: Expedition 33.

Since then, we’ve sold 3.3 million copies.

Seriously. As of today.
We couldn’t make that up.

Another entry on the long list of surreal moments that your support has made real.

Thank you ALL.

27.05.2025 14:04 — 👍 8058 🔁 1935 💬 249 📌 230

if it changes anything you don’t explore the endless tower, but I think there’s around 30 fights iirc

27.05.2025 12:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They’re conjuring up this Holy Name meanwhile the movie is gonna needle drop All About That Bass when Fat Yoshi shows up or some shit

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he's on the list

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the manufacturers though...

13.05.2025 02:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

list of people we truly admire for their intellect

13.05.2025 02:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

they gave him an award for what he did to us

13.05.2025 02:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the face of the antichrist

13.05.2025 02:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

10/10 would bash w/ a baseball bat

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destroy all LED headlights

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yellow flower of a st johns wort in the foreground, hat-wearing graying-bearded man in the background (its me i am the man in the background)

st johns worts are in bloom, apparently they can be used as an antidepressant and muscle relaxer but if you think im eating a flower you guys have fucking lost it

06.05.2025 02:36 — 👍 2671 🔁 538 💬 71 📌 65

love it, my bb boy's name is Puck

28.04.2025 13:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

what are their names

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