Radio Hakeem Jefferies

A better man would‘ve drone struck Mar A Lago.

Oh wow, that might take more liquid courage for me

giving away billions to avoid mere millions in attorney fees smdh

JD's entire modern identity depends on his drug addict relatives being automatically superior to any immigrant. Haitians being welcomed, specifically by medium town Ohio elites, because they actually work, take care of their kids, and go to church, is a direct assault on his very being.

Thirty years of concern. Never enough courage.

Almost impossible to overstate how much “leftist” journo bros simply hate women that are more progressive and more effective than them. they hate them more than they hate Kristi noem

elon RTing Nazi slop

it should probably be a bigger story that the richest man in the history of humanity is, objectively speaking, just a straight up Nazi

also the next democratic administration needs to throw him in prison

At this point these studies are just a delay mechanism, like environmental reviews for building permits

look what you made me do

A racist tweet by Elon Musk: For a country to survive, there has to be a common culture. Nobody dies to defend a "multicultural economic zone!" American culture, with its English-Scootts-Irish origin, is great and worth fighting for. Some may not realize it, but that's why people come here.

My English-Scots-Irish ancestors didn't die for multiculturalism; they killed for it. Killed Confederates who said shit exactly like this.

make like a pavolva/eton mess type thing. or gin fizz

if you tell me a good use of leftover egg whites is a souffle, and then proceed to tell me that the souffle also needs 4 egg yolks, then i'm throwing you into an oubliette

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

lol hadn't appreciated the irony that their logo includes northern ireland

ahh right, so three then? even so, wtf would make one "british" if not a legal document. not a blood and soil nation!

strong fetterman energy

wonder if this account is even aware Britain comprises four distinct nations

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democrats who came of age politically in the shadow of '84 believe that the only way the party wins is if people are tricked into voting for it

The FBI posted about being careful about online scams and being catfished for Valentine’s Day and the replies with photos of Kash Patel with his country singer girlfriend were getting so much traction the FBI deleted the tweet.

Help! I voted for the pedophile and all I got was measles and tariffs! @nytimes.com can I be on one of your Cleetus safaris?

Kennedy should be turned over to the American Pediatric Association with a preemptive pardon for anything they might want to do to him

A murder of crows. A parliament of owls. A cabinet of pedophiles.

Shut da fuck up

Just praying it’s a big enough backlash to fuel actual vengeance

DHS is shutting down because it refuses to obey the law. They are tear-gassing schools, killing American citizens, and disappearing legal immigrants. Democrats shouldn’t fund an out of control ICE.

You forgot to say “[Werner Herzog voice]”

@mta.info if I thought twelve minute headways on trains with no active alerts was acceptable at rush hour I would have saved myself some money and lived by a metro north stop instead of a subway!

Pam Bondi would be such an ace Jerry Springer guest