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If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

09.10.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3126    ๐Ÿ” 928    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
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02.11.2025 11:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SHAKE YA ร„แบžแบž

02.11.2025 10:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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halloween special

30.10.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3494    ๐Ÿ” 1209    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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The Big Darby

20.10.2025 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 108    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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I love whatever is wrong with them ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ

19.10.2025 11:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2723    ๐Ÿ” 771    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74    ๐Ÿ“Œ 158
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When someone points at a hadron and asks what it is:

18.10.2025 11:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
JA Westenberg @Daojoan@mastodon.social My 9 year old and his classmates have started using โ€œthatโ€™s AIโ€ to mean โ€œI donโ€™t believe you.โ€ Me: weโ€™re having dinosaur meat for dinner Kiddo: thatโ€™s AI Sep 24, 2025, 07:36 AM

JA Westenberg @Daojoan@mastodon.social My 9 year old and his classmates have started using โ€œthatโ€™s AIโ€ to mean โ€œI donโ€™t believe you.โ€ Me: weโ€™re having dinosaur meat for dinner Kiddo: thatโ€™s AI Sep 24, 2025, 07:36 AM

They've lost the 9yos

24.09.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10945    ๐Ÿ” 2929    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 106    ๐Ÿ“Œ 364
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26.08.2025 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How did they do that in 2002??

26.08.2025 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Need 600 dollars due to recent personal tragedy. Picture is not related, I cannot figure out how to delete it. The money is not for that. I donโ€™t know what it is even

16.08.2025 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3705    ๐Ÿ” 869    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33
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03.08.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of my profile picture showing a blue checkmark badge next to my name

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Bluesky Verified!!!!
This, of course, means that everything I post from now on is confirmed as true โ˜‘๏ธ

30.07.2025 06:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 580    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank you

26.07.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The amount of patients rodger has to tolerate this is unthinkable

23.07.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3617    ๐Ÿ” 489    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Horse sized Gold Ship ๐Ÿ‡

21.07.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1303    ๐Ÿ” 302    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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Like this?

18.07.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This had a video version:

18.06.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 75    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"BOZO. EAT DUST. THIS BAG TWO-THIRDS AIR."

09.07.2025 11:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6142    ๐Ÿ” 2080    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 141
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pqppppppppppppppp

06.07.2025 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 782    ๐Ÿ” 408    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

She is out of controll!!

11.07.2025 11:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When birds saw humans give an injured bird special treatment.๐Ÿ˜…

06.07.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7835    ๐Ÿ” 1278    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 342    ๐Ÿ“Œ 254

Bro, aint no way you just called Bao and Pikame Nazis

27.06.2025 12:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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the metamorphosux
#makeaterriblecomicday2025

24.06.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2491    ๐Ÿ” 738    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

You need to get a warm to balance it out

21.06.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm

20.06.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12037    ๐Ÿ” 3491    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 99    ๐Ÿ“Œ 151
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I'm sick with Covid, so I made this, an idea I've had for MONTHS now, Street Fighter 6 with Hanna Barbera Sound effects.

10.06.2025 05:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2953    ๐Ÿ” 1275    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 66

the illusion of choice

06.06.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Last Sunday I played baby sensory videos with System of a Down in the background playing with friends and it was a hit

03.06.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 561    ๐Ÿ” 288    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

We should make GenAI be capable of feeling pain, solely so we can torture them when they make shit like this

04.06.2025 10:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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