GrenadeLegs

We need to pay attention to this now before it’s too late.

My 5 year old is learning punctuation and whenever he sees an exclamation point at the end of the sentence he just screams the word that precedes it

Can’t make it up

CARTOON OF THE DAY

Bullies are cowards, episode 334934

For comparison...

No, Dems aren't throwing Nazi salutes.

As #Severance s2 finally streams tonight, I just wanted to say thanks to all the incredible fans who have waited so long and stuck with us. Our hope is you enjoy it as much as we enjoyed making it.

It’s never finished till you engage with it. So excited for the dialogue to begin.

Praise Kier

The guy who’s about to tell the government how to run efficiently has both rockets and cars that blow up.

SMH.

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The irony of MAGA wanting to take over Canada and Greenland but can't handle being outside in the cold for a single day for Donald Trump's inauguration.

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Told ya. They're going after veterans' benefits.

A group of men sit in front of a chart that incorrectly spells "military" as "miltary."

GOP members complaining about reduction of military standards while using a chart that misspells the word military!

vol 1 report is out. major media has it. we should within 5-10 minutes.

I’m just gonna send this to the next Elon fan boy who tries to explain to me that Elon is an engineering genius.

Someone on Twitter writes: "Unfortunately die work wear or whatever is a psyop to turn men into women . Cuz why the hell else would he be telling them to dress that gay"

The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

remarkable to me that far from seeming cool or masculine zuck seems like an even bigger loser — the kind of nerd who preemptively gives his lunch money to the bully and thanks him for the opportunity

I do feel like we forget that a mere 100 years ago 20% of children in America just fucking died.

i don’t understand how, psychologically, a person gets to a place where they interpret sign language as some kind of attack or imposition on their life. like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

BREAKING:

NEW YORK (AP) — Judge finds Rudy Giuliani in contempt of court for failing to turn over assets to Georgia election workers.

Part 2

Surely that's a great sign of things to come in 25. Part 1

United States 2024:

499 mass shootings

16,576 deaths from guns (excluding suicides)

5,151 children and teens were shot
1,403 of those children and teens died

1,133 civilians were shot and killed by police, with Black American killed at twice the rate

Me AF! 1st week of December is brutal for me.

Anniversaries of losing mom & grandma who raised me, AND my dad who was active in my life.

Dec 8th is the anniversary of almost losing my legs to a grenade in a country I had no business being in.

So after that annual week of shit, I like to relax lol

All the finest character witnesses.

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Shot. Chaser.