kill john lennon

The final boss of Elden Ring is Elden Degeneres

Dakota Johnson.

Collage of Matty Healy and a plate of asparagus.

Dakota Johnson tells Amy Poehler that she had a dream about Matty Healy being a murderer:

“When the people were looking for him — they’re cops maybe, I don’t know — he would turn into a piece of asparagus.”

*pride month rolls around again*
me: oh yay its prid-
the wlw community like clockwork: ur only a valid bi girl if u never touched a man! or ur tainted forever and yes we are going to spout puritanical alt right talking points disguised as woke bullshit.
me: 😐 yea happy pride month, anyway

im so very glad that im no longer on twt or rlly on any social media (well besides tiktok where i am currently being subjected to the same boring tired old arguments about bi women yawn) where i am constantly flooded with the same lgbt discourse.

Found out the actress who played Katie Fitch in skins is autistic and has adhd and is also hilarious we won again!!!

Question, why are all the best love songs not ever about relationships? They're always about someone's addiction 😭 what is that about

Also I called dibs years ago

Came here just to say everyone is discovering Jack O'Connell for the first time because of sinners and I have to say... Welcome to it now go watch skins and get cultured

It's a bit strange to think we're getting The Elder Scrolls IV again before getting The Elder Scrolls VI.

Gonna make him understand the mental illness that this show gave me

Ur so right

Finally after years and years..
Forcing my bf to watch skins for the first time lets gooooo

Im so glad i stopped watching yellowstone bc what the fuck man taylor sheridan loves to just torture women on screen from hours and hours just for them to die needlessly and for terrible plot

I landed on elliot smith tiktok and im so depressed now that man was a gift 😔

Idk some of u r dumb as shit because telling someone "youre my hear me out 🤭" is not a compliment 💀like thems fighting words my guy

police@springfield-or.gov

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Please help her get her cats back

The audacity of even suggesting splitting them up when not a one of them is even in your name is insane!! Im so punching air for you right now Emily i hope u will be reunited with BOTH of them soon 😔💕

The problem with everyone from Twitter migrating to this app is now this app is starting to feel like Twitter which is the reason we all left Twitter was to get away from the people that were on twitter. But now that they're on this app this app now feels like Twitter Part 2

Is it weird that I really want to learn Anglo-Saxon or whatever their language was because

They really beat the shit out of us with that line 😔

And that's putting it lightly

#bringourboyshome 😔

Everything’s coming up Kurt

Bro whaaatt

Also u know it's a good love triangle when ur not just rooting for 2 of them to be together but over the years u think about them and u just want them all to be happy

If I think too hard about cook freddie and effys relationship I genuinely get so depressed like?? they weren't just a love triangle they were THE love triangle nobody did it like them.. so destroyed to this day 😭

Saw an edit of freddie and effy to radiohead's fake plastic trees and this show still has a chokehold on me bc why am I crying ???

Whenever their vids pop up I gotta pause it on their faces to like stare

But no one ever says anything I cannot be the only one who is like theres no way they're not related and everyone is just joking abt the child looking more like one or the other