Trumpton

Trumpton

@trumpton.bsky.social

Trumpton is a small town run by an egotistical Mayor who isn't really qualified for office, very much like the UK. Created by @mikedicks

5,453 Followers 972 Following 713 Posts Joined Aug 2023
1 week ago
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I may have found the perfect colostomy bag for me ...

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1 week ago

As far as I can tell, none of the dead in this diversionary war were in the Epstein Files or facing criminal charges - especially the kids in the bombed schools.

Meanwhile Trump and Netanyahu claim they're fighting a moral war

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1 week ago

Whoever is encouraging her to shelter on the rooftops is doing a good job

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It's those poor economic migrants I feel sorry for, having fled the tyranny of having to pay tax in the UK they thought they'd found sanctuary in the Muslim state of UAE and now they're relying on UK taxpayers to rescue them ...

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1 week ago
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Six Million Dollars doesn't buy much these days.

I'm off to Guildford today and then into surgery tomorrow for some, genuinely life-saving and hopefully life improving, surgery.

I'm looking forward to being Better ... stronger ... faster than I am right now - or at the very least in less pain

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1 week ago

Many seem to be

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1 week ago

Soon, Trump will be able to say he ended 9 wars when he stops the latest Epstein War in Iran and claims victory

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1 week ago

Board of Peace seems to be working out well

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1 week ago
YouTube
Da Vinci's Lego Flying Machine YouTube video by Mike Dicks

I distracted my deregulated mind this morning building da Vinci's Lego Flying Machine - I honestly didn't know da Vinci was a Lego Creator.

youtu.be/Zgqa5ofkLRQ?...

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1 week ago

When RefUK win by-elections or councils, Labour swung off to the right.

When the Greens win by-elections or councils, Labour swing off to the right.

At some point they'll get the message that popular left wing ideas might be popular ...

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2 weeks ago

Your repost is also a value judgement and the use of emojis suggests a non serious judgement at that

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2 weeks ago

Awaiting the "F*ckng State of this Nation Speech"

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2 weeks ago

Dear USA.

Now that you've officially become a rogue, criminal led nation I feel it's time we told you we also don't like the way you celebrate winning at the few sports you play against the rest of the world.

The fact that this team let this man in their changing room diminishes their victory.

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2 weeks ago

(I said that)

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2 weeks ago

Tony Blair joining Trump's "Bored of Peace" tells us everything we need to know about Tony Blair.

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2 weeks ago

Dear USA.

Now that you've officially become a rogue, criminal led nation I feel it's time we told you we also don't like the way you celebrate winning at the few sports you play against the rest of the world.

The fact that this team let this man in their changing room diminishes their victory.

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2 weeks ago

Former UK PM Gordon Brown is providing - voluntarily and not for the first time - information to the police about abuses of power relating to the Epstein files. As PM Brown was briefed against by people such as Alistair Campbell and Peter Mandelson as being ‘psychologically flawed’ ….1/

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2 weeks ago

Public has been corrupted?

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2 weeks ago

The DOW!!!!

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2 weeks ago
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Based on the tremendous interest shown, I will be directing the DOJ and other Agencies, to begin the process of identifying and releasing Government files related to the Epstein Class and other low life, unidentified American Paedophiles (UAP), and unidentified fiddling old-men (UFOs)

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2 weeks ago

BREAKING: DOJ to investigate Supreme Court for mortgage fraud.

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2 weeks ago
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Trump prepares for his press conference

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2 weeks ago
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Royal Mug(shot)

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2 weeks ago
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Andrew’s Lawyer Gets The Call YouTube video by Aid Thompsin

Andrew's Lawyer Gets The Call

youtu.be/z8wZbmaoP1o

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2 weeks ago

bsky.app/profile/trum...

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2 weeks ago
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U.K. police have arrested Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor on suspicion of misconduct in public office, prompting King Charles III to issue a statement supporting a full investigation and the legal process.

#CommemorativeMugshot

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2 weeks ago
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U.K. police have arrested Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor on suspicion of misconduct in public office, prompting King Charles III to issue a statement supporting a full investigation and the legal process.

#CommemorativeMugshot

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3 weeks ago

FFS

Why not just get Kemi, Nigel Trump and Putin to write a manifesto for him?

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3 weeks ago

​I’m ready for the next stage now—picking colours for stomas and finding the funny in the process. I’m grateful to my colon for the chats, and for his stoicism.

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3 weeks ago

​It’s not my colon I dislike; it’s the cancer that’s hurting us both. I’m grateful to the little fella for tolerating the pain we caused him while we tried to save him.

10/

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