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Trumpton is a small town run by an egotistical Mayor who isn't really qualified for office, very much like the UK. Created by @mikedicks

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I may have found the perfect colostomy bag for me ...

02.03.2026 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

As far as I can tell, none of the dead in this diversionary war were in the Epstein Files or facing criminal charges - especially the kids in the bombed schools.

Meanwhile Trump and Netanyahu claim they're fighting a moral war

02.03.2026 10:56 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoever is encouraging her to shelter on the rooftops is doing a good job

02.03.2026 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's those poor economic migrants I feel sorry for, having fled the tyranny of having to pay tax in the UK they thought they'd found sanctuary in the Muslim state of UAE and now they're relying on UK taxpayers to rescue them ...

02.03.2026 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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Six Million Dollars doesn't buy much these days.

I'm off to Guildford today and then into surgery tomorrow for some, genuinely life-saving and hopefully life improving, surgery.

I'm looking forward to being Better ... stronger ... faster than I am right now - or at the very least in less pain

02.03.2026 08:09 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

Many seem to be

28.02.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Soon, Trump will be able to say he ended 9 wars when he stops the latest Epstein War in Iran and claims victory

28.02.2026 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 986    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 11

Board of Peace seems to be working out well

28.02.2026 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
Da Vinci's Lego Flying Machine
YouTube video by Mike Dicks Da Vinci's Lego Flying Machine

I distracted my deregulated mind this morning building da Vinci's Lego Flying Machine - I honestly didn't know da Vinci was a Lego Creator.

youtu.be/Zgqa5ofkLRQ?...

27.02.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When RefUK win by-elections or councils, Labour swung off to the right.

When the Greens win by-elections or councils, Labour swing off to the right.

At some point they'll get the message that popular left wing ideas might be popular ...

27.02.2026 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Your repost is also a value judgement and the use of emojis suggests a non serious judgement at that

25.02.2026 07:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Awaiting the "F*ckng State of this Nation Speech"

23.02.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear USA.

Now that you've officially become a rogue, criminal led nation I feel it's time we told you we also don't like the way you celebrate winning at the few sports you play against the rest of the world.

The fact that this team let this man in their changing room diminishes their victory.

23.02.2026 08:08 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4

(I said that)

23.02.2026 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tony Blair joining Trump's "Bored of Peace" tells us everything we need to know about Tony Blair.

23.02.2026 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1266    πŸ” 174    πŸ’¬ 93    πŸ“Œ 19

Dear USA.

Now that you've officially become a rogue, criminal led nation I feel it's time we told you we also don't like the way you celebrate winning at the few sports you play against the rest of the world.

The fact that this team let this man in their changing room diminishes their victory.

23.02.2026 08:08 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4

Former UK PM Gordon Brown is providing - voluntarily and not for the first time - information to the police about abuses of power relating to the Epstein files. As PM Brown was briefed against by people such as Alistair Campbell and Peter Mandelson as being β€˜psychologically flawed’ ….1/

22.02.2026 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1418    πŸ” 563    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 96

Public has been corrupted?

20.02.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The DOW!!!!

20.02.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Based on the tremendous interest shown, I will be directing the DOJ and other Agencies, to begin the process of identifying and releasing Government files related to the Epstein Class and other low life, unidentified American Paedophiles (UAP), and unidentified fiddling old-men (UFOs)

20.02.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: DOJ to investigate Supreme Court for mortgage fraud.

20.02.2026 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6485    πŸ” 930    πŸ’¬ 311    πŸ“Œ 153
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Trump prepares for his press conference

20.02.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Royal Mug(shot)

20.02.2026 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Andrew’s Lawyer Gets The Call
YouTube video by Aid Thompsin Andrew’s Lawyer Gets The Call

Andrew's Lawyer Gets The Call

youtu.be/z8wZbmaoP1o

20.02.2026 11:20 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/trum...

20.02.2026 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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U.K. police have arrested Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor on suspicion of misconduct in public office, prompting King Charles III to issue a statement supporting a full investigation and the legal process.

#CommemorativeMugshot

19.02.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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U.K. police have arrested Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor on suspicion of misconduct in public office, prompting King Charles III to issue a statement supporting a full investigation and the legal process.

#CommemorativeMugshot

19.02.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

FFS

Why not just get Kemi, Nigel Trump and Putin to write a manifesto for him?

19.02.2026 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

​I’m ready for the next stage nowβ€”picking colours for stomas and finding the funny in the process. I’m grateful to my colon for the chats, and for his stoicism.

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19.02.2026 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

​It’s not my colon I dislike; it’s the cancer that’s hurting us both. I’m grateful to the little fella for tolerating the pain we caused him while we tried to save him.

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19.02.2026 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0