Jenny

Formatting a date in vanilla JavaScript should not be this hard, guys. I don't want to write my own formatter, I don't want to replace slashes with dashes, I don't want to split and concat, I JUST WANT TO SEND A FORMATTING STRING. Is that too much to ask.

Oh man I would LOVE a phone with the keyboard from my Blackberry Pearl but the camera from my iPhone Air. With the screen size somewhere in between.

I put on a playlist of movie scores while studying tonight and damn if I can't tell a Hans Zimmer score a mile away. Good thing I love me some Hans Zimmer!

Hey @apple, I don't need you to tell me to watch the Mariners/Blue Jays game when *I'm already watching the game.* You own my box, you should be able to tell.

Oh hi.

Is this thing on?

Are people here?

My site had it when I first joined, but I later took it out. It's a cool concept, but I don't want to mess with the a11y of users' selection color settings.

Overheard:
You are about to watch the whole world respect a chosen name.
It’s that easy.

Personal growth moment: I could not figure out how to business-politely tell someone that their email was incredibly unhelpful and short-sighted, and instead, I just...... did a reply without addressing it and without being mean about it.

Pro flying tip: if the overhead bin is closed, it’s full. Don’t open it to try to shove your bag in it.

I’ve never heard as many church announcements as I am today, a Monday, at Chicago Midway.

I have had way too many cookies attempting to deal with ::gestures wildly:: the world today.

ooooh.... well I like the heather colored shirts the best, they're so much softer, like that tri-blend. How about blue on blue??

Ironically I might like a stealth mode one, despite it not meeting contrast rules!

The western Mediterranean is SO COOL. You’ll have so much fun!

Yuuup! Excel thinks 1900 was a leap year. If you enter "60" it gives you 2/29/1900, and entering "61" gives you 3/1/1900. It knows not to have 2/29 in 1901 or 1902, but not in 1900.

It is related! It is inclusive, but that alone doesn't solve it. Why would it be _one_ day off......

Anybody who can tell me why Excel mistakenly thinks "915" is the date July 3, 1902 gets extra credit and can help me file a bug report with @microsoft.com.

I keep begging my marketing team to be more creative...

Immigration agents arrest Palestinian activist who helped lead Columbia University protests A prominent Palestinian activist who helped lead last spring's protests at Columbia University has been arrested by federal immigration agents.

We’re reached the “legal residents with views and opinions the regime doesn’t like are arrested and disappeared” stage. Just in case you were wondering.

apnews.com/article/colu...

I didn't even get a chance to watch it; but it's safe to say I wouldn't have enjoyed it.....

Five things I achieved last week:
- Naps
- Snoozes
- Resting my eyes
- Dozing
- Writing this list

Are you bored tonight? Send your five accomplishments, maybe your shopping list, or your five thoughts on Elon from the past week to OPM at HR@opm.gov.

Dumpster fire

A blessing

how to cope with all the news in the galaxy

As a blood donor recipient, thank you for donating!

The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS

Happy Groundhog's Day 2025, also known as the 36th anniversary of losing my first tooth.

I don't like "Happy Friday" greetings. I don't know why, I just don't.

The way you know you've written good documentation is when you refer to it often.

I have one, but I don't think it works right. 🤣 I can DM you if you'd like...