AndrogynousBug

They r literally so funny

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@jamsvirtual.bsky.social

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A stemware glass, filled with green liquid. There is a dusting of red sugar on the rim, and a slice of lime. Flanking the glass is a small dish of red sugar crystals, and a cutting board with a lime and drink shaker

Red Lobster Dewgarita (2020-2022): A cocktail made with sour apple liquor, tequila, and classic Mtn Dew, served in a glass with a dusting of red sugar crystals on the rim, and a slice of lime. It cost $10, and came with a side of Red Lobster's warm cheddar bay biscuits

Bonar Insurance
Churubusco, IN

Getting a cat cam for the living room was a great idea

A tuxedo cat wearing a tiny tuxedo collar, looking at the camera

Will you be my valentine?

A Plush? Stature? Of Mimitchi from the the tamagotchi franchise with unusually long ears, not in her current design

thinking about this Mimitchi with very long ears from SpaceWorld 1997

nothin but block games for me these days. Love this thing so much dude

Bill Hatcher Easter egg

Gex's sworn enemy

A white omamori with pink ribbon and pink and green design of a rabbit on a computer; it says "strong connection" at the bottom.

A white omamori with pink ribbon and pink and green design of a two rabbits in a computer window; it says "oddrabbits" in another window.

obsessed with this omamori by @oddrabbits.bsky.social

From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)

"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?

Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…

Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.

Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."

I keep on getting pinterest ads for scrub daddy holders that let him pee

uh, yeah, can i get one yummy meal please, extra tasty sauce on the side. aaaand a delicious juice to drink. that'll be all, thank you. (pulls forward past the window into the street, hitting a fire hydrant)

「✂︎-------✂︎」

An errant glance can be far more potent than any blade she wields.

#Zero | #Midlander

Walking behind this guy rn, I’m so scared he’s gonna drop his banana peel when I’m not looking

#TomodachiLife #TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream

If my eyes pop out of my head, my tongue rolls out of my mouth, and I start hitting myself with a frying pan thats how you know i like you

A black-and-white cat raising a paw as if throwing a punch

The strongest never skips training!

A little cat sits in the left corner of the screen with their face scrunched up. A jagged word bubble coming out of their mouth reads, “A SINGLE BODY ISN’T MEANT TO PROCESS SO MUCH MISERY AND FEAR”

love your friends, let your friends love you

#portfolioday

A photo of a white, ceramic saber tooth cat with a speckled pattern.

A photo of a black ceramic dragon with a skull for a face.

A photo of a ceramic goat painted in blues, yellows, and orange with star and moon patterns.

A photo of a ceramic velociraptor with brown and white striped feather patterns.

Hello everyone! I’m Beth, a sculptor working mostly in ceramics making lots of creatures and critters!

#portfolioday

Image of a calendar that says “happy birthday to me!!!!!! Yaaaaaaaay!” And the calendar image is of a fiery burning hell. I found this on a reply to a post talking about the Dilbert guy’s death, yay.

It’s not yet midnight I can still post this