RocketRay

RocketRay

@rocketray.bsky.social

Husband, father, IT professional, amateur musician. I survived windmill cancer.

1,485 Followers 94 Following 253 Posts Joined Nov 2023
2 weeks ago

A while ago I left my cell phone outside a closed area but forgot about my smartwatch.

Even though it wasn't able to connect to my phone, someone noticed and immediately stopped the meeting and I had to remove it as well.

This is so fucked up.

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1 month ago
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

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3 months ago
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a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32 ALT: a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32

Perfect spit take.

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3 months ago

One year I thought I was out cause my kids' HS choir sung it. Another year I was out cause I heard it at Target.

That second reason won't occur this year, however. #boycottTarget

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4 months ago

Solid catchphrase.

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4 months ago

This Dodger fan salutes you.

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6 months ago

Damned gay agenda!

/s

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7 months ago
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7 months ago

OK, Governer Porter it is.

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7 months ago

What law?

There's a law saying you have to have your headlights on when the sun is out?

They pulled him over for DWB. I hope he sues them into bankruptcy.

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7 months ago

I wouldn't care what it looks like as long as it 1) cost what he said it would 2) got the range he said it would and 3) functioned like a truck.

It fails on all three counts, and I'm glad it's a huge failure.

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9 months ago

I saw the same sign here in Santa Clarita yesterday.

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9 months ago

I think the sign up was so they'd have an idea of how big it would be.

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9 months ago
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And a couple pics.

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9 months ago

Santa Clarita #nokings protest. I believe 2700 people signed up, a lot more than that turned out.

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9 months ago

If you absolutely have to, pick a blue state.

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9 months ago
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9 months ago

TACO

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9 months ago

Looks like the drones are using the fuel station as a waypoint.

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9 months ago

The kern of the "LY"s is triggering me.

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10 months ago

Which color of Soylent is that?

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10 months ago

It's incomplete:

5. And everyone who enabled him.

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10 months ago

Not good enough. The entire BOD has to resign.

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10 months ago

Like we really care any more what NGT has to say.

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10 months ago

Somewhere, Boaty McBoatFace is smiling.

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10 months ago

According to Lumon it's 209.

That's mysterious and important.

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10 months ago

Eight years ago I worked for a company on site. When we'd have meetings, nearly all the time they were Zoom meetings. We'd sit in our cubicles with our headsets and meet, even though there were conference rooms and nearly everybody was on site.

Ridiculous.

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11 months ago

I live in California and I'm more afraid of earthquakes when I travel.

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11 months ago

Fuck yeah.

I'm in CA27 where we just booted Mike Garcia. Go kick ass Kat.

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11 months ago

I'm ok with someone setting fire to my Model 3. I can't sell it and trading it in loses you at least a couple thousand.

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