The Cutest Eldritch Abomination

All of my systems are nervous and none of my executives are functioning. One may be dead...I blame a certain clown.

Feel that. Dms are open if you wanna chat

If they really want me to be impressed with remodeling the white house I'd love to see everyone involved paint the ceiling. Call it a team building exercise.

CSP BETTER COUNT YO DAYS

CHECK YOUR ACCOUNTS FOR FLAGS BEFORE THEY PURGE YOUR CLOUD

Thinking about hosting a monthly art challenge where an artist is given a vtuber tagline and has to draw what THEY think that vtuber looks like. Any interested?

I wasn't following you for some reason >:[

Shallots are just onions that were told were special growing up.

It's the Nobel PEACE Prize you dumb moldy orange carcass. Not the Nobel "I begged for it harder" Prize.

Since bsky has agreed that I am an adult I can fully say:

Mike DeWine is a cuck and can bite my ass.

Full stop.

😅- Awkwardly stare at each other I guess? 🤣

Morning. I'm being a hooker today.

Morning... Go do crime. Don't get caught.

Why am I attempting to animate again

Morning. Trying to avoid going back to the ER

Me: "I feel weird."
Nurse: "Go to the hospital."
Me: "But what if I don't need to?'
Second Nurse: "Go to the hospital."
Me: "... nah."

Watching a romantic cdrama:

"Why are all these dudes so distracted from their wives by puss?! I don't get it... maybe it's the ace in me talking.. actually I don't have an ace in me that's kind of the point of being ace..."

Make a band singular:

1 Pilot

Morning. Started my new meds. So far so good! No immediate reaction

Remember everyone. If cops ask for tips: "I'm blind in my left ear" got it? The last snitch didn't get paid

Morning.

A picture of yarn thats been cut and tied off by the manufacturer

REDHEART YOU BETTER COUNT YO MUTHERFUCKIN DAYS >:[

Im sorry. All I can imagine is the little pop as it slots in to your doll body like a barbie accessory XD

Should be starting my new MS meds very soon. I'm excited. Hopefully I'll start having more energy to move around and get things done.

Labubus are just Trolls but uglier and with less personality. Fight me.

Sometimes when I'm really bored I look for bad photoshops on Amazon.

A screenshot of a text message reading "Also I just learned I share a birthday with a brutal dictator (allegedly) so yay!" "I share a birthday with Elongated Muskrat so I feel your pain" "I share a birthday with a dictator and you share a birthday with a tater dick. Win! Lmao"

I'm hilarious

So you're telling me a fish thought "It would be really funny if I got out of the water and walked." and now I have to deal with taxes and bills? Imma go back in time and eat that fish...

ah yes the pixar mom proportions...im into it

*flashes*