This “digital native” generation could learn a thing or two about something called netiquette
come with me. and you'll pee. in a room, that's built for urination.
Pain is being felt at the pump by dads and grads alike
They tried so hard with “dilly dilly” that one summer but thankfully it petered out, had to discourage it a couple times irl
French
Too late
Falling ill with the pox
I halve half a mind
Vaping kaopectate (pre-2003 formula)
Great now I’m lit up too
Foul odors are easily identified by a green cloud
Vaping CoQ10
Added to an exclusive group chat for Darwin Award winners
nm much how bout hbu
As I’ve been saying
I just have to watch this video
The membrane is but one of many bodily organs in which you may go insane
Wazzing up the homies
They’re coming out with peakier blinders
I would eat ice cream every day if I remembered to pick it up from the store
Experiencing brew-like symptoms
Every landlocked restaurant near a lake is called like The Salty Captain’s Anchorage
Scan the QR code muy lord
And the rest is whatever
*this tree
Museum’ve sciencing and dustry
Future historians will think I’m cool
Copping this
I could transit the Strait of Hormuz easily, I just don’t feel like it right now
