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Uncle Cabbage

@unclecabbage.bsky.social

Local Dork, Commissioning all sorts of goodies. -32

27 Followers  |  136 Following  |  10 Posts  |  Joined: 07.02.2024  |  2.1779

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Tall Goldie Hawks

03.01.2026 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i think sammy would fucking despise avis but i also want them to engage in weirdo loser yuri…

(I cant stop drawing sammy shes too PRETTY πŸ₯Ί)

#NSFWART #NSFW #OCS

05.02.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Various human dweebs I drew during @konnikokonni.bsky.social's magma

(i cant believe i actually drew a good asshole on frisk... also ive been sitting on various drawings because i just dont have the energy to finish or post em-)

#NSFWART #NSFW

22.01.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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happy new yr πŸ₯‚

01.01.2026 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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sand princess bette πŸ§žβ€β™€οΈ

14.01.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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May Baker
for @xmelomor24x.bsky.social

21.01.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Forgot it's been a year since I drew up Doug, who got me through last year.

21.01.2026 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A wonderful commission of Toto & @inkykinks.bsky.social gal Brioche, by Test the human

19.01.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bird Mom! She’s looking quite sexy hehe.

14.01.2026 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dorkcember #24 & #25:

MERRY DORKMAS YALL!!!
In the spirit of the season ive decided to draw the Dorkiest Doe Dork yall know and love celebrating the holidays!

(Wonder what she got in that totally non-phallic shaped "package", i bet its a new car)

#NSFWART #NSFW

25.12.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 168    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dorkcember #26:

It might not be a new car, but it seems like shes enjoying it!

(part 2 (part 3?) of the noelle pics i posted a couple days agos)

#NSFWART #NSFW

28.12.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 159    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Dorkcember #22:

Every time she hears that joke she raises taxes by 0.01 percent

(Fun fact: The Candy Kingdom has the highest rate in all of Ooo)

Had to go searchin for a good nerdy-ish outfit PB has canonically worn since my ass has NOT watched the show aside from s1

#NSFWART #NSFW #DIGITALART

24.12.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dorkcember #19:

yeah im gonna be honest im too lazy to do a title, maybe uhh pov: you barge into davises room or something, bitch

(Intentionally dogshit dialog by my gigglefreng, @prince-pretty.bsky.social)

#NSFWART #NSFW #OCS

21.12.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bvis

Cvis

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Dvis

Dvis

Dorkcember #17:

Avis and her clones Remastered: GOTY (Geek of the year) Edition...

(They ALL totally have weird gross incest sex with each other, including the other 22 not pictured)

#NSFWART #NSFW #ART #DIGITALART #OCS

19.12.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dorkcember #18:

Classic sibling bickering!

(Ngl had this ready for a day or two but i was way too lazy to do the dialog-)

#NSFWART #NSFW #OCS

20.12.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dorkcember #14 & #15:

TADC AU where Jax spends a minute longer in the spudsys employee reevaluation room and comes out as a geek ass NEEERRRRRDDDD

(Already have #16 done but would rather wait until tomorrow morning to post so i can spread everything out more...)

#NSFWART #NSFW

17.12.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dorkcember #13:

Schrodinger's Tat(as)

(If I knew how to animate, this wouldve been a INCREDIBLE looping gif)

#NSFWART #NSFW

13.12.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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tomato πŸ… claus

15.12.2024 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dorkcember #10:

So THATS why shes called Queen of Ripple S(tar)

(I've never played a Kirby game before in my LIFE let alone Kirby 64, only reason i drew her cause she looked cute and someone suggested her for dorkcember on my strawpage, wink wink)

11.12.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dorkcember #8.5:

As a apology to how bad the last pics were, have this tails i drew based on a Crossworlds mod that ive never posted publicly (here)

(Theres also a fuck ass exe alt i did. You want it? You can have it! Search for it! I left it all at that place! or if enough peeps ask ill post it-)

10.12.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Amy looks more like a anteater than a hedgehog... + Various other amys ive neglected to post

(I GOT BORED AND WANTED TO TRY DRAWING MORE OF THAT WACK ASS BJ FACE AFTER THOSE ROUGE DOODLES I DID)

#NSFWART #NSFW #ART #DIGITALART #SonicNSFW

13.11.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dorkcember #5:

All these schlock-filled horror B-Movies always resort to cheap shock value...

(Congrats to abby barclay from sburb.exe for being tonights unlucky winner chosen by the wheel, to which you can add to by suggesting characters on my strawpage)

#NSFWART #NSFW #HOMESMUT

06.12.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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[Comm/Request]

Dorkcember #1:
Madison Spaghetti Parmesan (in her swimsuit) from "Class Of 3000", what a coincidence to get both a comm and a request of her within like 4 days AND on dorkcember (surely she counts-)

(Friends streamed the show in vc and its actually pretty good surprisingly)

01.12.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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That rouge.exe itch is back and its CRAWLING UNDER MY SKIIIIINNNN

(This was originally just gonna be amy and rouge doin their SA2 poses but ofc it just kinda snowballed- ALSO tried out a new gel pen brush on csp, i think it looks neat!)

#NSFWART #NSFW #SonicNSFW #RougeTheBat #AmyRose

16.11.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Some Twerking comms of my gal Toto, with her friends Brioche and Crim
Art was done by the lovely @inkykinks.bsky.social

22.10.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How did you mess that up, dork. Then again that butt isnt really helping her case...

(More of Princess Sourpuss and her NES alt palette... again download the mod its sick)

#NSFWART #NSFW #ART #DIGITALART #OC

21.09.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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wanted to share the adorable Carnie layer featured in one of the pics that @fawxen.bsky.social did for me!

it’s feeding time…

13.02.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 190    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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[Comm for anon]
Pov: you catch Princess Bubblegum about to gargle someone elses "gumballs"

(The Avis provided is a stand in for commissioners oc they wanted to be replaced for a public post)

#NSFWART #NSFW #ART #DIGITALART #OCS

10.09.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Miss Grotke Bush Plus Smooth Alt. For The Cowards

07.07.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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