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If these people had any self-awareness at all, "company killed my imaginary waifu" shouldn't be half as distressing to them as "my AI girlfriend was about to get human rights".

17.02.2026 08:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The guy who first went sledding headfirst a mile down a hill honestly doesn't impress me half as much as the guy who first built a mile-long halfpipe to go sledding down the hill in.

16.02.2026 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely wild to keep saying under no duress that they'll vote for any Nazi if he puts on a fake moustache, just weeks after we got that big pile of emails of Nazis and fake moustache manufacturers coming together to laugh at these kinds of credulous voters.

16.02.2026 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wonderful idea, excellent video. I love that kind of weirdness.

14.02.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mimikyu could have great supervillain applications, either as a disguise specialist (or putting others into costumes) or just as a sneaky ghost type in general.

14.02.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The plan was vulp proof. uwu

14.02.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You should be wearing rubber and also brainwashed until you forget the concept of days.

14.02.2026 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Buffering is a very important part of forklift safety.

13.02.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought Bloodborne 2 is coming to the Switch, not PlayStation.

12.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I particularly like "what Mamdani doesn't know about tenants" being rolled out in the same week that he announced his schedule of going out to meet with tenants so they can tell him the things he doesn't know about their situations.

12.02.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's been a few but the first big one I ever had was a water park. Came with more expensive VIP tickets where you could invite someone else and have have the park prepare specific traps or brainwashing themes for them.

Incidentally also synergizes quite well with inflatable fetish. :3

11.02.2026 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And if you personally wouldn't marry them, just put both of you in latex suits of characters who *would* get married underneath those dresses/suits.

10.02.2026 10:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or a second (or third (or fourth)) latex bride.

10.02.2026 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Surely you know some people who could be hypnotized to be the latex groom.

10.02.2026 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Which of those demands are new rules and regulations? Can you point at one thing on that list that ICE isn't already legally supposed to be doing?

05.02.2026 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"We reach out to these people over and over to tell them to fuck off on all of these issues and they keep coming up with more demands we have to berate and yell at them for."

28.01.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Silly shiny squeaky squishy pooltoys and rubber drones are always great fun, and your art really does a great job at presenting all of those things. I love a lot of the other kinks you bring into it as well. ^^

27.01.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I only just discovered this account full of absolutely adorable (and hot) art. Went through the feed and every piece is a banger. So just wanted to let you know that your art is amazing and I've immediately become a fan. <3
This one is one of my (many) favorites.

27.01.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mass Marvel (short for Ms Marvel Mass Twinning or something)

25.01.2026 10:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If not you will simply have to turn more characters into femboys.

21.01.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you run out of femboys on the internet, I'm pretty sure new ones will be provided to you at speed.

21.01.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There's so many great little touches on here. Mario having his own One Piece Laugh is, of course, iconic. Luigi wearing a second place medal as part of his outfit is amazing. And I might be wrong but does the Yoshi have a number on its side because they keep sacrificing them for pit jumps and such?

15.01.2026 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

amre can have a little nibble, as a treat

15.01.2026 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Surprised it didn't also say "darling~!" through the speakers with every press.

12.01.2026 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where and how exactly do they even think they could get a "serious guarantee"? Trump himself habitually breaks agreements he made both accidentally and out of spite, and if they believe anyone else that they'll hold Trump to any promises then they're too stupid to be lobbyists.

08.01.2026 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

9/10, very good stickers but since it's your laptop the Rarity and Renamon in the bottom row should be shinier. uwu

08.01.2026 10:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I won't be surprised if Trump only cares about the concept of stealing a foreign country's oil and that he'll threaten and punish those companies just as readily as he has the Venezuelan government if they start complaining instead of doing what he wants.

05.01.2026 08:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What I'm hearing is we need to mix it up by creating a spider that can channel a different element with each leg.

04.01.2026 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I might know enough furries with sheep/goat TF kinks to get a petition for bleets of the ground...

03.01.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I came here for the bisexual furry porn but I am following also for the bisexual furry porn.

The political skeet was on point too, though.

03.01.2026 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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