It’s been 4 minutes, I’m dying. What happened
Don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need to start that podcast. There’s enough of them. All of the words have been used up. Sorry.
Observe! The moon
Is it baseball season yet?
they’re playing christmas music at the store even though it’s not even christmas yet
lol Bills
Josh Allen had a nice run as the best QB in the AFC East
crying at the idea of 6 dudes huffing cigs showing up at your door for xmas carols
Has this particular black hole improved at all or
“I hate free school lunches for kids” said the giant sack of shit
Shoutout to the TV who did all the parenting today
Is literally anyone on this stupid rock having a good time
"Have you considered that other people use this term in an extremely shitty fashion?"
I keep having dreams that I have bad tattoos and the only way to help is to get good tattoos, probably.
The world is dumb and bad, I’m going to take drugs because of it
I have a mug that says "Best Dad Ever" but my friend also has a mug that says "Best Dad Ever" - how is this possible? Something can't be right here. There can't be two best dads ever.
Why is mayor humdinger not in prison yet
I needed an outlet for important thoughts so I am very happy to be here!
Look, we can all applaud the dedication to the job, but is there a reason why Detective Reed couldn't just call out sick? Like it's not a good look first day, I get it, but it's an undercover operation in a Kindergarten class. You can be a day late.
