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Welp, there goes any curiosity I had about watching the movie Hamnet.

Thanks for proving my assumption about your likely pedantry to be right.

You're not original btw. Only normally when I encounter your exact type of poster online their profiles are filled with Jordan Peterson quotes, so I guess Insufferable Redditor finally got a Woke Democrat variant

Joe Poulin: *rambles off a paragraph of gibberish and contradictions*

Some goat: The fuck does any of that even mean!?

Joe Poulin: I'm so smert!

bsky.app/profile/sata...

I mean, I'm not sure who you're trying to fool here, but your posts aren't conveying what you think they're conveying...

Same, except I don't live with my partner currently so usually I'm making my legally questionable statements to my cat. 😅

Oh I see... What really happened was I made a criticism of liberals as the hypocrites they are and your butt hasn't stopped hurting since...

Why don't you make like your political ideology and do nothing until November.

24 Twitter Jokes From This Month That Broke The 50K Retweet Barrier "If your Snapchat story is just one straight minute of you driving and singing along to a song, I’m showing your insurance company because honestly I’m tired of it."

I deleted it to add the "Waffles" reference and fix a typo, because you're likely a pedant too.

And thank you for proving my point about you not understanding a very common joke format found all across the internet

www.buzzfeed.com/jonmichaelpo...

Random account: *Does the dialogue meme that everyone's seen hundreds of times*

Joe Poulin *for some reason*: SO WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL JAMELLE BOUIE!?!?!?

This is some real "SO YOU HATE WAFFLES!?!?" shit.

based on my calculations, the 500,000th scripted word i have written for my podcast is "like."

perfect, no notes. thousands of hours spent researching and writing and for the big milestone, "like."

Then I guess you either surprised yourself or you have a fascinating justification for why slurs are for some reason fine

Royce Keys? More like Royce Kizarny...

Bill Clinton is smiling while looking back through old Epstein photos & nodding over memories His attorney snatches them out of Bill's hands.

Bill smiling

I always smile at photos of me with a sex trafficker when I hate sex trafficking

Look, I know BlueSky is fucking famous for users that have never understood a single joke in their lives, but this is a whole new level of fucking absurd.

Log off.

do y'all ever listen to yourselves

The original post corrected to be accurate so it reads “I don’t think”

Fixed it for you

@bellapiss.bsky.social trans person: -breathes- bouie: shut up. shut the FUCK up. 12:18 PM • Feb 27, 2026 5 reposts 15 likes

once again i must ask, what is happening on this website • Victor Von Dooms... @redd... • 1d Joined May '23 When this sort of game of telephone happens it's like two weeks before the person in question is hitler 2, according to a post referencing a post referencing a post Post bella bliss (punished... @bellapiss.bsky.social trans person: -breathes- bouie: shut up. shut the FUCK up. 12:18 PM • Feb 27, 2026 5 reposts 15 likes 130 1 147 3K • •• jamelle @jamellebouie.net • 1d Joined Apr '23 have seen claims as well that i systematically block trans people and lefties, and that i am at the NYT out of a commitment to white supremacy 91 $ 59 2K

what happened:

- small trans account w/ ~200 followers makes a post critical of Bouie. does not tag him.

- Trump begins bombing Iran.

- Bouie name searches. Decides to use his platform to attack a trans woman instead of Trump. Also reposts conservatives.

- Pundits dogpile & harass trans woman.

there is a pattern of behavior occurring here.

a woman should be able to criticize a public figure who writes for the New York Times without having stolen revenge porn posted of her.

Seriously, I'm not overreacting, am I?

The "mud hut" line is obvious and doesn't need any analysis. But what could "I don't dwell on my past like your past seems to be the only thing that you know how to talk about" be about other that Vaquer's activisism after she was nearly killed by her ex?

i love that Mox is now committed to saying "woof" on TV as often as possible

New addition to the bookshelf (hi randy)

I hope Vaquer beats the brakes of the writer responsible for this segment

...they had Liv Morgan cut at explicitly racist promo video on Stephanie Vaquer that also appears to call out Vaquer as a crybaby for speaking out about her ex almost murdering her as well?!?!?

That's a new one.

I am not looking for a politician to explain why blowing up 100 little girls is good

That's a lot of words to say you're cool with bigotry as long as it's on your political sports team.

1. It's weird that you're "Well, actually"ing racism towards Chile,

2. She moved to Veracruz, Mexico when she was 19 years old. And by her 10th year in the business, she was working CMLL.

So... You're proud of liberals using slurs and behaving terribly?

Because you truly shouldn't be.

Describing one of the most prestigious wrestling venues in the entire fucking world (Arena Mexico) as a "flea infested ring" is further proof why WWE is a cancer that needs to be removed from the sport of pro wrestling.

Fuck everything about the dogshit writer that gave Liv that promo.

Awww fuck not Bruce

You're on my post. I'm under no obligation to entertain you.

Also, and this is important, go fuck yourself.