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All Cops Are BlueSky Satanist Anarchist with excellent taste in music. Occasionally very funny. Relapsing shitposter. Sports and Pro Wrestling nerd. Prefers Bisexual, but the pun was too good. He/They/Any Hail Thyself Praise Jibbers

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Latest posts by satanicpandick.bsky.social on Bluesky

Tonight, I have at least one thing in common with Nietzsche

12.12.2025 10:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saudi money

12.12.2025 10:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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bart simpson says they taste like burning in a cartoon scene Alt: Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons says "they taste like... burning!" in a cartoon scene

If I had to wager a guess

12.12.2025 09:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Clippers must be bad if Kevin Durant didn't come down with another bad case of "personal reasons" to sit this one out

12.12.2025 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally unless AEW is on, this site is insufferable trash and just the Performative Woke Twitter.

12.12.2025 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And then they immediately all went back after the weakest of all possible "concessions" (a talk show host that wasn't even fired was put back on air).

Disney actually gained additional new subscribers after the initial Kimmel boycott ended.

12.12.2025 09:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love how you "agreed" with them by replying with the literal opposite of what they said...

12.12.2025 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, I can't believe the liberals saved the world by once again pretending they cancelled their Disney+ subscription

12.12.2025 08:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mark Cuban is trending and I'm heartbroken to report that he's still alive

12.12.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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how it started vs how it’s going #AEWDynamite

11.12.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4

I ate too mush spicy ramen.., im so full

*proceeds to eat a snack anyway*

11.12.2025 10:33 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Finally, my 31 lands in play are about to pay off big!

11.12.2025 09:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, who amongst us hasn't bitten a dick for hopes of personal gain... πŸ˜…

11.12.2025 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It'd be nice if Democrats at least understood how their own party worked for once

11.12.2025 09:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Suck shit and choke on it

11.12.2025 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A series of posts reading, from oldest at the bottom to newest at the top:

alright well it's been 18 hours since the post with my name and address has been up and reported and it's still not down, so I'll probably just see if i can get this account permanently suspended for funsies now.

Bluesky Head of Trust and Safety found attempting to fornicate with computer in San Francisco HQ

In meeting with investors, Bluesky CEO Jay Graber announces $SKY, a cryptocurrency project utilizing users' posts

A series of posts reading, from oldest at the bottom to newest at the top: alright well it's been 18 hours since the post with my name and address has been up and reported and it's still not down, so I'll probably just see if i can get this account permanently suspended for funsies now. Bluesky Head of Trust and Safety found attempting to fornicate with computer in San Francisco HQ In meeting with investors, Bluesky CEO Jay Graber announces $SKY, a cryptocurrency project utilizing users' posts

in case anyone was wondering wtf happened to @thelouvreof.bsky.social/Louvre of Bluesky: the creator got doxxed, bsky did nothing, and they decided to go out in a blaze of glory

11.12.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2389    πŸ” 928    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 119

And why BlueSky is not a safe or trustworthy community.

Jay Graber would kill your entire family and pets if it got her closer to being actually important.

WAFFLES

11.12.2025 09:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œWHAT’D YOU SAY ABOUT TREES, DUMBASS?” #AEWDynamite

11.12.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 184    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 8

Right in the rainmaker...

11.12.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok, maybe SOME book burnings aren't all that bad

11.12.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with long hair and a beard is standing in front of a door that says sky one on it ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is standing in front of a door that says sky one on it

#AEWDynamite

winter came.........and so did we all.

a utterly gift of a show and we ate well.

we collide early this week. so tune in. until then.

11.12.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rest well, my King 😒

#AEW #AEWDynamite 🀼

11.12.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SPEEDBALL BEAT KYLE FLETCHER WITH A MINUTE LEFT!!!!

Quite possibly one of the best matches in the history of #AEWDynamite. That was incredible.

11.12.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 228    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 5

To the people chanting "Let's Go Joe" instead of "Eddie Kingston",

The character limit on BlueSky prevents me from telling you why you're wrong.

#AEW #AEWDynamite 🀼

11.12.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The good word is SPEEDBALL!

INCREDIBLE match! #AEWDynamite

11.12.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

@allelitewrestling.com doesn't have the balls to put my skeets on air

#AEWDynamite

11.12.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

DO IT FOR THE BUMS, EDDIE!!!

WE'RE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!!!

#AEW #AEWDynamite 🀼

11.12.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Matt Jackson just sealed a trios match with a titty flex

#AEW #AEWDynamite 🀼

11.12.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They played me.

LFG SPEEDBALL!!!!!!!!

#AEWDynamite #AEW 🀼

11.12.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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