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“They got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor”—Tupac

THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE COMICS THAT ARE TURNING THE FREAKIN DOGS WOKE!!!

Did you know? • The last inhabitants of the Spring Palace fled in winter. The Swiss Fritz Real was able to stop illegal cannon exports to Nigeria. • Molly White went from unicycling to cryptography criticism. • At Helsingforser Platz in Berlin, the tram travels through a kind of Finnish archipelago.

It's good to have balanced reporting.

Last time I was in Boston, I had to actively look for a coffee place that wasn't Dunkin by the third day because I didn't want that to be all I had 😂

As an Arizonan I can relate to NE's Dunks love, because Dutch Bros is objectively terrible coffee, but that doesn't stop almost the entire Southwest/West Coast from hoovering it down like a fish in water

We're thinking on the same wavelength, buddy 😂

I have a large sports style squeeze bottle on the corner of my desk, and whenever I clumsily knock it over (a common occurrence) that's my life hack reminder to drink something that isn't a Monster. 🤣

my trick for drinking more water is to put way too many ice cubes in my coffee. just a big mason jar full of extremely watered down coffee. drink half, add more cubes. repeat all day. who cares what it tastes like. it tastes like vanilla creamer. i’m hydrated and thriving.

Fun fact of the day: The term vampire was first popularized in 18th-century Western Europe following reports of mass hysteria.

This is the skin of a Wikipedia donor, Bella ✨

Cartoon titled "know the work rules". The first panel, labeled "appropriate" depicts Garfield the cat in a business suit leaning around the edge of a cubicle and pointing to a woman at her desk while saying, "coffee lasagna Mondays am I right?" to which the woman responds, hands clasped together, "awww you're so funny" The second panel, labeled "inappropriate", depicts a far side cow leaning around the edge of the same cubicle and speaking with a word bubble which contains only the shapes of the 4 cow tools. The woman fearfully picks up the Phone and says, "hello , complaint department??!"

know the funny papers rules

the kind of thing that gets played at a war crimes trial

#AEW wrestlers as #cats

Megan Bayne and Penelope Ford

wishing a very SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN to all other anti-trans Democrats nervously looking ahead to their own primaries

So much for #BlueNoMatterWho

We all know that was always a lie anyway 🤣

The AP has called the closely watched Democratic #TXsen primary for state Rep. James Talarico. He beats Rep. Jasmine Crockett 53–46%.

That's right. You got no leg to stand on, Newsom supporters. Shut your hole. We don't need anti trans anti homeless greaseball shit. North Carolina is purple, it's not some blue stronghold.

Tbf, has anyone ever seen Toni Storm and Anne Hathaway in the same room together before???

*a beautiful sight even

BlueMAGA and the K-Hive finding out in real time just how much even their own party hates them is a beautiful site.

Can't wait to watch how quickly they throw out #BlueNoMatterWho when the "who" is a progressive 🤣

No she won't 😂

Which means there's still time for Crockett to lose by an even larger margin than she already is 🤣

kamala harris endorsement of jasmine crocket flopped, she really needs to look in the mirror and give up on politics lol

seriously if you're linux-curious but don't wanna fuck up your Important Computer, get a used thinkpad on ebay and pick one of the basic bitch starter distros like mint or ubuntu or cinnamon and play around on it. if you don't vibe with one of those try switching to another before giving up. no risk

linux heads were always right. time to sit my dumbass down and learn

Privacy Activist Toolbox - Privacy Guides The Privacy Activist Toolbox is a unique resource with tips for anyone interested in becoming a better privacy rights activist, or anyone who wants to start.

Yesterday we launched a new Activism website section 💛

The first resource in this section is the Privacy Activist Toolbox 🧰

It's a unique resource filled with tips to help privacy activists in their work!

Check it here: privacyguides.org/activism/toolbox

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Uhh… guys yall already struggled with Win11 adoption due to TPMs… a much more common component that PC manufacturers already had..,

Locking away core components of the OS behind subscription paywalls for their dogshit and rendering any lower end PC irrelevant in the midst of a global RAM and Processor shortage.

For the love of all things sacred, it's time for Microsoft to die.

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I know your weakness.

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