Migs

A three person Leadership Council stepped in after Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei was killed.

For anybody interested, Vigo from the other place now has an Insta account under @nez01695

Sesame Street?

Fuckin hell😳

There's nothing a racist hates more than admitting they are, in fact, racist

Manufacturing breaks/tactic talks by having a player stay down on 25 and 70 minutes had been happening at all levels for at least 3 or 4 years. Funny how it's only an issue during Ramadan. Wonder why that might be?

We bought a new Simba a couple of years ago. Have to say it's fantastic. Pillows too

Couple of zips and you've got old lady slippers

Firing Squad section leader, 1916

Agreed

Daz, Tony and I turned up and managed to get a decent spec right behind the goal. The fella with the drum turned up and stood next to us. After a brief conversation, he decided his drumming technique might be better appreciated elsewhere

Mention that it was the season we won it as well, in case anybody has forgotten

It had "finale" written all over it, but they kept announcing that the episode was different to the one scheduled, so there's obviously an issue with one of the earlier ones. Be interesting to see if they show it next week

It was 70s Australian soap opera standard acting all round

We both wanted for Jack to take the bullet to the head, to put us all out of our misery

Ironically, given your mention of Clarissa, Kit is the only thing remotely worth watching in it. The two leads are just dreadful

My missus likes Silent Witness, so I watch it with her. We've just caught up with this week's, and it might just be the worst 2 hours of telly I've seen in years

Purrrrrdi, surely

I imagine one with such potentially big ramifications for a sitting prime minister will be big news all night

It's just the next example of Labour preferring to have Reform win than any kind of left wing party

They do, but they're not allowed to report them until after polls close

A Place in the Sun: "There is a large expat community here"
Us: "Okay, love, scratch that off places we might want to live"

Thank you Shirley Bassey

That and Brits being the only people on earth obsessed with the size of a kitchen

"The offer is half of the asking price because they want to do some work on the property"
"Then tell them to fuckin pay for it, because I'm not"

Watching Endeavour. I'd definitely buy Constable Truelove a Pendleton's Twicer

That'll do it

Every time we trot off to Spain, I really want to like Estrella, but it just doesn't do it for me

Anne Boleyn

How bad was the itch to provide your own punchline the second you'd hit send on the setup?