Suzy Barnes

That’s how to do it lads 😉

Is it weird that I actually want it to go to penalties?

#Euros2025 #England

Good luck to defending Euros champions Lionesses for the women's euro final. Spain may have the World Cup (for now) but this one’s ours 😉⚽🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿❤️
#womensfootball #euros

Be more Japan 😍

Forget the cat sat on the mat
Meet snug as a bug in a trug

Preparations for our preview event are now complete! No prizes for guessing what we're up to. 😉⚔️🔥

We can't wait for attendees to check out Blades of Fire for the very first time! This is a huge moment for the team. 👏

#ForgeYourLegend #BladesofFire

Wait.. is this your diva leaving gift tattoo?!

Good to know there remains one reliable source of truth in the world 👏

Mythic Quest themes so far this season; the post pandemic games industry crash, setting personal/professional boundaries, celebrity creators, kids making inappropriate UGC, AI for moderation.

Close to the bone, yes, but still fucking hilarious.

I’m not religious, but I’m pretty ethically minded.. and the golden rule “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you” feels like an apt thought for the day ;)

As someone who has reported on AI for 7 years and covered China tech as well, I think the biggest lesson to be drawn from DeepSeek is the huge cracks it illustrates with the current dominant paradigm of AI development. A long thread. 1/

What is it with the power of counting down from five?

It worked like a charm with my kids.

Turns out it also works on the cat!

No more standing around after they ask to go outside and then sit there looking at you like you’re a fool!

The balance of power has finally tipped in my favour 💥

Wait - so it was also Blue Monday today? 😳

want to be excruciatingly clear about this: TikTok didn't have to go dark last night and it didn't have to turn back on this morning.

both of those were voluntary moves that the law does not directly touch.

😜

(although I’m sure I read somewhere this week that ai loves to use an emoji - so there we are)

((not using the 🤣 anymore though as apparently the Elon Musk bot owns them now))

Feels like a good day for timeline cleansing cat pictures

Because I’m a bot? Or am I. Damn it even I can’t remember now.

I’m sure you’re crazy into this already @charcade.bsky.social @paulweedon.bsky.social but just in case..

After muting just a couple of keywords today, I can report absolutely nothing of note

I mean when I said it would inevitably get reinstated - I wasn’t exactly expecting a same day turnaround

Haha. Taking that as a compliment. But no, I’m very much alive. But then I do tend to think people who don’t have actual profile pics are bots, so.. this could just be one continuous feedback loop.

It’s going to be a fascinating experiment on 170m US users today and I’m curious to hear what impact (if any) it has socially - and how people feel without it emotionally - beyond the obvious and significant loss of income for creators - which is going to be really tough pivot for them.

Good luck to every US TikTok addict involuntarily going cold turkey today!

How will they spend this unwanted gift of time reclaimed? Will they realise it had become an addiction? Will they see how much time they’d been losing to it?

And will be the same when it inevitably gets reinstated..

Hmm.. Can’t think of any billionaires Batman could have beef with. Can you?! 😉

I am here for the nuance and factuality bots!

I’m tired of opinion dressed up as fact. Any sentence that includes might or could is conjecture.

Imagine a world in which ai brings back truth and becomes a civilising force trying to tame the unruly and self destructive barbarian inhabitants (us) 😉

Welcome to my brain 🤣

That would require logic!

Mine was a gloriously inconsistent decision making process, based on what “felt” right.

I may enter it for a Turner prize.

There’s a meme for that 😉

Please note; very lazy garlic refused to be categorised. And I respect that entirely

Here’s an update no-one asked for..

Ever since Thom Binding pointed out my size ordered bottles (which definitely wasn’t my doing) I have felt compelled to reorder them in a way that speaks to my inner soul.

So behold; the colour sorted bottle arrangement.

Yes. You can all rest easy now.