Sympathy is a mike

I fell asleep at a pool party listening to Autobiography and now Ashlee Simpson is my #3 most played Spotify artist

Expected and heartbreaking

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking your clothes off. But it’s better if you do.

It’s not gonna work? :(

Tonight, I EGOTed. (Hooked up with someone in the film industry after having gotten with someone in music, TV, and Broadway)

Crying in my office listening to On the Way Down-20th Anniversary. Call
DMH

I’d bbm you noods

The TikTok ban is the perfect example of Hanlon’s razor

I still haven’t made it a listen through dtmf without crying

I got stuck in Golden Globes traffic :(

Using the AList priority line to cut people is elitist

What’s the right order for a baby girl-Nosferatu double feature?

1/14/25 has to be a sphere residency announcement

Switching health providers and finding a new therapist is hard because I’ve dated like 1/4 of them already :(

The plot of Queer is basically that one kali uchis song telepátia

Free idea: Maid in Manhattan the Musical

Drunk at a Barnes and noble. Send help

IM FINALLY SEEING QUEER AND I CAN GET MY LA GAY CARD BACK

Barking

Listening to Pitbull counts as practicing Spanish

Siri, play barenaked

YouTube video by CarlyRaeJepsenVEVO Carly Rae Jepsen - Run Away With Me

In case this hasn’t been showcased youtu.be/TeccAtqd5K8?...

ONE OF MY FAVES

I had to explain to my students who Dharma and Greg are

I’ve been in rooms where I have said that my brain is the only fully developed prefrontal cortex in their space. It’s a power move

The alt #pokemongo

Have you ever tried this one?