Jorge Candeias

Um palerma qualquer aqui a festejar o aniversário do... Putin.

Block imediato.

Ativistas da flotilha vão ter de pagar custos da viagem de regresso a Portugal: Governo enviou formulário de reembolso Os quatro portugueses, detidos por Israel quando estavam a bordo das embarcações da flotilha humanitária de ajuda a Gaza, foram recebidos na noite de domingo por centenas de apoiantes pró-Palestina. Governo português já enviou a conta do voo

Nada como a mesquinhez pública de um governo de gente sem coluna vertebral.

https://expresso.pt/internacional/medio-oriente/guerra-israel-hamas/2025-10-07-ativistas-da-flotilha-vao-ter-de-pagar-custos-da-viagem-de-regresso-a-portugal-governo-enviou-formulario-de-reembolso-0d471efd

RE: https://mastodon.social/@oatmeal/115333929613343166

OK. This is really, really good.

O Ponto constituiu família com a Virgulina.

Quando, por caprichos do acaso, tiveram trigémeos, nada conseguiu evitar que os pobres putos ficassem conhecidos por todos como Reticências.

@catarinac Não vai.

Vai é destruir a credibilidade da web, infelizmente.

RE: https://mastodon.online/@quiosque/115333529964338969

Uma... vaca?! 😂

Thomas 🔭🕹️ (@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io) Attached: 1 image How many trillions of dollars have been invested into this technology so far?

Quando eu faço uma busca na web, pretendo encontrar informação rigorosa.

Em vez disso, o que aparece é isto.

https://hachyderm.io/@thomasfuchs/115333293925162054

Bro, sick burn.

Tá a cidade cheia de lixo.

O Chega anda em campanha.

Photo of a white plastic bag with a UPC bar code. The text of the product name reads “BALLCOCK SHANK NUT BAG.”

Thanks to my hardware store. New insult unlocked.

RE: https://mastodon.online/@quiosque/115329990997614150

E ninguém lhe deu um produto das Caldas?!

Tá mal!

Apparently theres a new wave of people joining mastodon, and with them a new wave of self-appointed cops "welcoming" them with long lists of mostly fictitious "rules" they need to follow.

This is a social media platform, with many of different ways to use it. It's fine. Mostly, just try to be […]

RE: https://mastodon.social/@rvps2001/115329033230433771

Wow. 2 000 km from the front.

At this rate, the whole of Russia is one big war zone by 2026.

"So, exactly what do two mass murderers talk about in a phone call - are they discussing the number of dead since daylight?"
- Aure

Putin holds telephone conversation with Israeli Prime Minster Netanyahu.
#AureFreePress #News #press #headline #Ukraine #Russia #Putin #EU #NATO

RE: https://about.iftas.org/2025/10/05/coordinated-pro-russian-propaganda-network-targeting-activitypub-and-atproto-services/

Eles andem aí.

@jonasnuts.bsky.social @snowgaze Não diria que não dá, especialmente em nichos de mercado em que os conglomerados têm pouco interesse. Mas que é bastante difícil e arriscado, é.

A música sul-africana tem coisas muito porreiras. Tipo esta, cantada numa daquelas línguas com estalidos que eles têm lá por baixo.

https://youtu.be/iiGzVEvqH6s

Cada vez há menos editoras neste país. Os nomes continuam, mas as editoras não - passam a meros ramos de grandes conglomerados.

E isso não é NADA saudável.

(de resto, não é só neste país) […]

RE: https://mastodon.social/@jorgecandeias/115327377514482423

Piadola inspirada pelo facto de ter agora posto o computador em mono porque uma das colunas deixou de funcionar.

E por uma noite de 4 horas de sono.

E por estar desde manhã a ouvir obras.

Pela segunda semana consecutiva.

O Leonardo só pintou a Mona Lisa porque a irmã mais bonita, a Estérea Lisa, lhe deu com os pés.

Ya know, right now would be an AMAZING time for Mastodon's leadership to break bread with the Black programmers that really wanted to help make this place less racist.

Bluesky just banned a prominent Black user from basically being seen by anyone. **Because Bluesky's CEO is mad about their […]

A phishing post with a link for the unwary from a new so-called ‘Mastodon Team’ account. It reads “ Hello, dear Mastodon user! We've noticed your activity on our forum and are ready to offer you cooperation. To proceed, please complete the verification using the link that our assistant will send you below. [bad link] Once verified, you will be able to receive monthly payments from our company. Thank you for everything, Mastodon!”

Hello all.

Mastodon does NOT solicit paid verification.

Looks like there’s a new version of the fake ‘Mastodon Team’ phishing attempts that are targeting new users by replying to Introduction posts.

Again, please alert new users, and please report and […]

[Original post on tenforward.social]

Screenshot of the social media accounts of the Élysée, all are from US-companies

Macron: "We were incredibly naive to entrust our democratic space to #SocialNetworks that are controlled either by large American entrepreneurs or large Chinese companies, whose interests are not at all the survival or proper functioning of our democracies."

🤔

We went from "we will deport the worst of the worst" to "we will deport anyone here illegally" to "we will round up anyone who looks wrong" to "people who live in cities are the enemy" essentially overnight.

@theseeduneed I do speak Russian, so I understood everything the Russian said (they each spoke in their own language). But I don't speak Ukrainian, so I was pleasantly surprised for understanding so much from the Ukrainian side.

@manuelreis.bsky.social Ou seja, melhorou?

(e agora pisgo-me rapidamente antes de ser atingido por uma bigorna)

😂

RE: https://mastodon.social/@theseeduneed/115319135463922094

Miraculously, as I don't speak Ukrainian (I do Russian, though), I understood almost all of this without subtitles. I'm feeling accomplished right now. :)

MiniMia 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇵🇸 🏴 (@fkamiah17@syzito.xyz) Attached: 1 image HAPPENING NOW: The national Red Line for Palestine demonstration in Amsterdam, commemorating two years of genocide in Gaza. Organisers estimate a quarter of a million people - similar to the numbers in Madrid, Barcelona, Rome and other cities yesterday - in attendance. #FreePalestine #GlobaliseTheIntifada #ShutItDown

"Commemorating" may be a weird word to use in these circumstances, but holy moly, this is great to see.

https://syzito.xyz/@fkamiah17/115321794289329780

@vega9000.bsky.social bla bla bla bla Isabelinhaaaa

Also I just don’t get why Thunberg gets under the skin of people on the Right so goddamn much. Look out it’s a girl with opinions OH NO SOCIETY IS DOOOOOMED you fuckin losers