James Hanna Garvin

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April 4th @ Bridge and Tunnel Brewery

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Here's one for free. Go ahead and take it: a YouTube channel called "Will it boof"

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #136,098, James Hanna Garvin ‪@burntwhiskeytoast.bsky.social‬, joined on Jun 19, 2023"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #136,098!

Longlegs. See it in a theater. It was so claustrophobic, both in its framing and its storytelling. Interesting how the walls often kept the focal point right in that same center square used to get the super 8 feel. The storytelling did a similar trick. A hemmed in reality. Dream logic. Excellent.

@davidlsims.bsky.social Whelp. A terrible thing happened, David. I caught up. I caught up to Gigli. Granted I just started the marvel commentaries, so I'm not totally bereft of your sweet voices, but still. An emptiness pervades. I have to wait for the next main feed episode like everyone else now.

Magazine article featuring images of band Membrains. Most text is obscured. The review cites them as the best album of the year in the Sleaze Roundup section.

Y'all. I been away for a minute. But yo, check out the 50th Anniversary Issue of Classic Rock Magazine! Buy four copies! Tell your friends!

Meme of the op with a multi colored multi exposure (3d looking) battered and worn 1990 Donatello (TMNT) head looking shell shocked with a frozen horrific grin. The thinker is in the background

It's not fair that salsa is the only condiment that gets a dance

Cartoon devil guy I drew. Big yellow eyes. Red skin. And goofy creepy wide toothy grin. Giant horns. Purple paisley background.

Me in a pink shirt with my new shapewear that I love. Hair is pink. Room is a mess. Lol.

Got new shapewear. Love it. Room is a mess.

I have only two modes. Hating being alone and wanting to masturbate. And even then, sometimes the latter isn't exclusive from the former.

Standard Bugs bunny tuxedo meme, with alternating italics and 8 bit fonts "I wish all who must clean public bathrooms this week a very godspeed"

It's me, I'm James. We're thinking of splitting up to be honest. I'm not supposed to talk about it, but I'm tired of pretending. Todd is not on board, he wants to make things work, but I doubt Todd is gonna volunteer to be on the bottom. Maybe at one time we could have rotated. Too late now though.

You're so very beautiful

Fuck this may have been my finest hour

For sure, and the difference is so nebulous. An artist only has to say "no this iswhat I wanted to do" to muddy the waters. And then it's up to the listener to determine if that's genuine. Or if it even matters. Some people are more authentic liars than others telling the truth. Art is weird.

I just wonder about people who kidnap for ransom, like did you even try babysitting?

"Selling out" is weird, b/c now artists are sometimes not even taking a full cut on their merch. So like should art only be made by independently wealthy people? I would put my stuff in a commercial in a second. The question to be answered, did you write it to be a commercial?

It def dates back to insular music scenes and how difficult it used to be to track down records, find/put on shows, etc. You literally had to live a different lifestyle to know about it. Still a little true, but def different with the internet/ streaming. Less barrier for entry, rings more hollow.

Technically I think the opposite of a vibe would be the same vibe out of phase. 2 frequencies perfectly out of phase cancel each other out. The absence of a vibe would be stillness. Much the same way "cold" isn't really a thing, it's just the absence of heat.

Hot girls have IBS. This is a fundamental truth.

Show flyer for 24 November 2023. 7PM, $7. Looks like a really old black friday ad from a newspaper. For a place called Max's Toytown. Bands are: Membrains Candy Necklace deleter

Fuck capitalism and fuck black friday! Show your disdain by attending a punk show. I'm playing a double bill! Won't wanna miss. As always, DM for address (hit me up on Instagram)

Sonic the hedgehog with a huge jacked muscle body. Wearing a speedo and spiked bracelets. "Mostly I'm pissn but sometimes.... I'm shittn to"

Gotta go fast

A weevil riding a little bike. Crispy fried meme. 70s willy Wonka font. "Think you nothing in common with weevil? Think again! : - no idea how to mitigate rising Healthcare costs - the internet is boring now - cool little bike - colorful exoskeleton *wow face* HE JUST LIKE YOU"

I love the idea of homebrew digitally augmented instruments though. Very Devo

Def cool ideas! Although digital processing usually doesn't compare to a bunch of individual pedals sonically. But that could change!

In general fuck yeah, but in this case I don'tsee how it can be reasonably done without some kind of tech service, and they would def wanna make that proprietary. And since it would be such a niche item, there wouldn't much push to expand

I don't even think this is a boomery take. I think escaping 2010s glossiness, touch screen everything, total singular tech bro control is a theme we will see a lot in the next 10-15 years. Like an "always online" hangover.