Miss Emily Rose

Me last night "I'm so tired!"
Also me: Pulls out everything from my pantry, cleans, inventories, and puts everything back nice and neat... still couldn't fall asleep after 😭

Bc most people don't even know what they are. I'm concerned every time I have to explain this to adults

Thanks to Soot Sprite, I never have to worry about being lonely in the bathroom

4 water main breaks. I totally didn't need running water today

On the bright side, my car doesn't seem to need a mechanic! On the down side, it does need a new battery and that's like $200. Not a great way to start January 😝

Seems like it's a January tradition to have car issues now and I really don't like it. I get way too stressed out when it has to go to the mechanic

Hope everyone has a very happy new year! I know a great way to celebrate in January 😉😉

How you know you live in El Paso, TX: this is how you're dressed New Year's Eve

Best morning view

Over here living my best Crazy Cat Lady life

Where I have to facepalm: the Snapchat account I haven't logged into in at least 6 months was just deleted bc (get this) I'm under the minimum age to have a Snapchat account.... wtf is their system even doing at this point? Lol

This lingerie is kinda xmas-y, right? Totally counts as celebrating!

Totally not thirsty and don't need to get up

Apparently saying no also means I can't do math. Even after previously stating I don't offer anything less than an hour

Time for her morning bath while I check emails and drink coffee lol

Thank you, C for my new Xmas tree! It was fun decorating it! And definitely have to put my nerd shit in a prominent position 😉

I haven't been as active on my new one bc of that. It's so much work to lose it for no reason. But I'll keep my fingers crossed for both of us!

I made another one but I'm appealing the suspension almost daily. So, fingers crossed! Twitter was always the best platform for me as well

Exactly! I didn't have a massive following but after having the page for 12 years, it had a good chunk! Admittedly, I'm still extremely bitter about it

X is definitely starting to target us. It's a shame to see one of the last safe places for us going away

When the lady taking your blood for your monthly sti testing is too rough. Like... geez

Went to put up my Xmas tree and the lights don't work anymore 😭 The poor thing lived a good life. Added a new tree to my wishlist for those in the Xmas spirit 🎄

Do I have a cat or a parrot? The world may never know

In case proof was ever needed of my crazy cat lady-ness, this baby want to be carried around on her back most of the time 😂

Extremely disappointed in how Twitter has started targeting sex workers. It might be time to move over here more instead 😝

I gotta say, 33 looks fucking amazing 😉

Love how much my body has toned up in the past year!

Your favorite sex worker is working on a holiday. Send her $$$ as an early Christmas gift.

You know, it's crazy how I was blocked after this. No idea why

🚨🚨🚨 I HAVE A PSA! PLEASE READ! 🚨🚨🚨

don't fucking message a sex worker/content creator unless u want to buy content. you have to go to our profile to message us, so i know damn well you see that i'm a creator (and a lesbian too??? yes, this post is about/to MEN!) so stop that shit or ill make u cry!