The Walgreens pharmacy is playing “Wonderwall” while the rest of the store is playing “Bittersweet Symphony” — this is not a metaphor this is happening
Not to mention the “joke” is beyond hack.
In the new Scary Movie trailer the first gag is someone being stabbed to death and someone refers to them as “her” to which they reply “my pronouns are they/them” before dying. People will say I’m being over sensitive but it’s literally just a mainstream comedy mocking violence against queer people.
Getting misgendered in print really hurts in a new different way
iPhone autocorrects Motörhead with proper umlaut placement
I’ll just preemptively upload my ID here so Peter Thiel and I remain on good terms
That Parquet Courts “secret” album is maybe their best shit ever
Idk if Emerald pulled it off but holy shit Matt Johnson and Jay McCarroll sure did
I blew up when I saw
I will instead be seeing the Movie that Showed the Band that Nirvanna’d tonight
A most sickening display in front of congress today
Hear me out Tarsem directs Old Conan and then Arnold retires
HE DIRECTED IT?! It looks like such a pile that makes so much sense
Brett Ratturd
The gimmick is the joke and the ethos at the same time
A lot of older folks say they have trouble with they/them pronouns because “we just didn’t learn it that way,” but that’s the same excuse they give for not using their blinker in traffic and if they cause an accident guess what it’s not a valid excuse.
Person who has gun pointed to own head queries “is there any possible way not to get my head blown off here?”
Person who is hungry and sitting in front of a plate of freshly prepared food ponders, “maybe someone ought to put this in my mouth”
Person with sleeve in fire starts to think “someone should really pull this arm out of the fire”
What are these headlines, like, “federal judge starting to think hm maybe something ought to be done about this but who possibly could step in”
I hated 28 Years Later, but will I like the Bone Temple? It seems like it might be the rare sequel that doubles down on the goofy aspects of the first to great effect. I’m also curious if this was the case with Black Phone 2 but Scott Derickson is a dum dum
If you and Eddie Flowers endorse it then g-damn
I have nothing profound to say about it. My job exists because the default state of economic systems and social programs is failure. I will try and dispel despondency. I will continue to show up.
It’s hard not to feel like a sin eater. I am not eating an individual’s sins but those of collapsing systems of care and support. In order to pay my rent I bear witness to victims of the cruelty machine. The juggernaut of poverty that makes contemporary society a prison. To clients and me alike.
Working in social services means a lot of times you’re the only person available to be yelled at by a person in crisis that you are trying to help and sometimes it’s really hard to just let it glide off you.
Starting tomorrow, the Trump administration is set to send notices to 1,000 student loan borrowers (first round) noticing them of an intent to garnish their wages for student loan debt.
This is cruel and unnecessary.
If you receive a notice, send it to us and we'll try to help.
Completely unnecessary inflammatory take but James Brown was a more impressive band leader than Zappa
I sat in a hot tub with my phone in my pocket before Christmas and just got a replacement anyway what’s up bluers and sky heads
Marty Supreme has Kevin O’Leary in it I’m not watching that shit fuck off
I feel so justified not being vegan rn
