I'm pretty sure the current timeline is being orchestrated by Vince McMahon.

I can't help but read Melania's bitcoin $melania as
"Smellonia."

No thanks.

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As a retailer for 45 years, every Christmas season there is a moment when I think: "They've cancelled Christmas!"

And every year, Christmas arrives as scheduled.

Welcome to Panicked Father Day. And brother/sister-thinking-maybe-they-should-get-something-after-all-day. And store owner finally able to relax enough to feel a little Christmas Spirit day.

I remember my Dad and I were shocked. We both took a step back and went, "Whoa..."

Two noteworthy days in my life.

The day I threw a pickle at my Dad, yelling, "It's just a pickle!"

And the day I found myself saying to my own kids, "Don't eat all the pickles!"

Ho, Ho, Ho, and a Hardy, Har har!

For lo, the ancient prophecy is fulfilled: the squirrels are coming for our nuts!

I've been fired from taking care of the one houseplant that was my responsibility. Time to turn in my green thumb.

The oligarchs are gonna be beefing up security.

I remember a time when Oregon football was so bad, it was seriously contemplated dropping them from the Pac10.

A good man.

And 30 years before that, my third book, "Icetowers" apparently bankrupted them. I never did get my final payment.

On the other hand, I don't usually answer those because my choices are "Well, duh." LOTRs, Watership Down, etc...

Finishing my 4th David Gemmell book and I'm getting tired of his shtick.

I think he might be the kind of writer I read every 6 months, not 4 books in a row.

I'm a great believe in safe places. It's not as if we don't know what they're up to.

Banned book lists look my high school syllabus.

Why oh why did you leave us, Bill Watterson?

Well, the horror crowd has come over en masse.

Twitter was always so overwhelming to me, I stayed away. I'm taking this Bluesky thing slowly. Small number of followers is just fine.

The New York Times seems to live in some sort of dreamland where things are normal, business as usual.

May be our only hope...

Matt Gaezt? Is this reality?
Hey, sweetie, am I in a coma? Pinch me, to make sure.
Oh, darn. I was sort of hoping for the world that I was...