Timothy W. Long @timwlong - Bluesky Profile

Timothy W. Long When not sitting around watching Rick and Morty reruns in a bathrobe, Timothy W. Long writes stuff. He has a predilection for weird literature and sometimes drinks Coke for breakfast. Don't tell his m...

I have a brand new website: timothywlong.com

22.10.2025 20:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Still amazed I get to make stuff up for a living. If you like dark lords, taverns, and comfort food—yeah, that’s where I live.

22.10.2025 18:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chapter Five | Book 3 - Reborn as a Dark Lord (A cozy-adjacent isekai) The walking corpse stood a dozen feet away. It didn't advance, dance, or perform anything remotely dangerous. Its head swiveled as if to take in everyone. The creature gave me the creeps. Like the shi...

Chapter five of Reborn as a Dark Lord, Book 3, just went live on Royal Road.

www.royalroad.com/fiction/9066...

#royalroad #webserial #darklords #chickenwings

14.10.2025 17:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why yes - I have been busiererer.

13.10.2025 15:55 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Why yes - I have been busy. My first book from Aethon is out and about and selling quite well.

13.10.2025 15:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I've been away for a while. What'd I miss?

12.10.2025 14:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Elon and Trump broke up during pride month? What a tragedy.

06.06.2025 20:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thirty-Eight - The Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover (A reverse Isekai) The next morning, Morthisal arrived at the office building with a sense of purpose. He marched straight to Human Resources, determined to claim his rightful position as manager, or at the very least, ...

I'm back! The past few weeks have been a blast and a not so blast. 2 weeks in Europe, a week+ of a nasty cold, and Norwescon this past weekend. Here's a new Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover chapter on RR.

#royalroad #DarkLord #amwriting #webserial
www.royalroad.com/fiction/9824...

23.04.2025 15:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

What up, France?

09.04.2025 17:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The food on #Uniworld is amazing.

06.04.2025 05:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Germany is freaking awesome.

03.04.2025 11:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Cathedral of Cologne. #Majestic #Breathtaking #cologne

01.04.2025 10:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Awesome. See you at the con.

28.03.2025 23:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gearing up for a 10-hour flight.

Macbook, check.
Kindle, check.
Phone, check.
Ergo keyboard, check.
Snacks, check.
Enough USB cords to open a kiosk, check.
Meds, check.
And on and on. This is JUST in my carry-on.

#Eurotrip #london #amsterdam

28.03.2025 20:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Currently multiple books. I’ve apparently turned into a cozy fantasy author. 🤷‍♂️

28.03.2025 02:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Doesn’t ’touring castles’ sound like a business tax write off? Hell yeah it does.

28.03.2025 01:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

26.03.2025 15:00 — 👍 46073 🔁 10162 💬 356 📌 520

Spending today packing for our trip to Basel tomorrow. Then we're off for a castle tour along the Rhine onboard the SS Antoinette with #uniworld. After that, we'll make a stop in Amsterdam before heading to London.

27.03.2025 15:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

This administration should be renamed Dumb and Dumberer.

#FuckingClownshow

25.03.2025 01:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Didn’t notice the Ides of March passed. Guess my enemies are really underachieving this year. 🔪

#IdesOfMarch #BetrayalSeason #EnemiesUnderperforming #WatchYourBack

16.03.2025 14:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Know what wasn't a slick movie? Longlegs. I literally LOL'd at the ending scene. Not enough Nicholas Cage. Ridiculous occult take. It would have been much better had this movie been set in the '70s. Great performances but a dumb plot.

#Longlegs #HorrorMovie #Horror #Movienight

16.03.2025 12:32 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Strange Darling was a hell of a slick movie. It skipped around between six chapters, and it somehow worked. The actors were terrific in this one—just a terrific serial killer movie.
#StrangeDarling #HorrorMovie #Horror #SerialKillerMovie

15.03.2025 20:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

New merch has arrived!

11.03.2025 14:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Elon Musk is truly the world's dumbest smart guy.

11.03.2025 13:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Some days, the hardest part of writing is dealing with 3 needy and entitled dogs.

#amwriting #needypuppies #royalroad #writing #writerlife

03.03.2025 14:59 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Yet another new cover. My wife and I are writing a series of American Giallos. They're fun, set in the 1980s, and feature rampant murder, strippers, and cocaine.

#giallo #amwriting #bookcovers #horrorbooks #horror

01.03.2025 21:33 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How would you do in a zombie apocalypse? 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️ Would you be a fierce survivor, using your wits and brawn to stay alive? Or would you be a zombie, shuffling aimlessly in search of brains? Or would you just taste delicious?

#ZombieApocalypse #SurvivalTips #BrainsOrBrawn #WhatWouldYouDo

28.02.2025 18:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Winner! Thanks for all who participated in the poll.

26.02.2025 23:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Help me choose my new design! I’m running a book or magazine cover contest on 99designs. Designers have submitted 18 designs so far. Please vote on your favorite as I’d love to receive your feedback.

Help me pick the new book cover for The Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover. #BookCover #DarkLord #RoyalRoad #amwriting

99designs.com/contests/pol...

24.02.2025 14:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Friday! Time to decide between a fun night out or staying in to finally write… Haha, just kidding, we all know you’ll end up doom-scrolling instead.

#WritersLife #writers #FridayVibes #ProcrastinationChamp #AmWriting

21.02.2025 18:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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