Timothy W. Long

Elon and Trump broke up during pride month? What a tragedy.

Thirty-Eight - The Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover (A reverse Isekai) The next morning, Morthisal arrived at the office building with a sense of purpose. He marched straight to Human Resources, determined to claim his rightful position as manager, or at the very least, ...

I'm back! The past few weeks have been a blast and a not so blast. 2 weeks in Europe, a week+ of a nasty cold, and Norwescon this past weekend. Here's a new Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover chapter on RR.

#royalroad #DarkLord #amwriting #webserial
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What up, France?

The food on #Uniworld is amazing.

Germany is freaking awesome.

The Cathedral of Cologne. #Majestic #Breathtaking #cologne

Awesome. See you at the con.

Gearing up for a 10-hour flight.

Macbook, check.
Kindle, check.
Phone, check.
Ergo keyboard, check.
Snacks, check.
Enough USB cords to open a kiosk, check.
Meds, check.
And on and on. This is JUST in my carry-on.

#Eurotrip #london #amsterdam

Currently multiple books. I’ve apparently turned into a cozy fantasy author. 🤷‍♂️

Doesn’t ’touring castles’ sound like a business tax write off? Hell yeah it does.

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

Spending today packing for our trip to Basel tomorrow. Then we're off for a castle tour along the Rhine onboard the SS Antoinette with #uniworld. After that, we'll make a stop in Amsterdam before heading to London.

This administration should be renamed Dumb and Dumberer.

#FuckingClownshow

Didn’t notice the Ides of March passed. Guess my enemies are really underachieving this year. 🔪

#IdesOfMarch #BetrayalSeason #EnemiesUnderperforming #WatchYourBack

Know what wasn't a slick movie? Longlegs. I literally LOL'd at the ending scene. Not enough Nicholas Cage. Ridiculous occult take. It would have been much better had this movie been set in the '70s. Great performances but a dumb plot.

#Longlegs #HorrorMovie #Horror #Movienight

Strange Darling was a hell of a slick movie. It skipped around between six chapters, and it somehow worked. The actors were terrific in this one—just a terrific serial killer movie.
#StrangeDarling #HorrorMovie #Horror #SerialKillerMovie

New merch has arrived!

Elon Musk is truly the world's dumbest smart guy.

Some days, the hardest part of writing is dealing with 3 needy and entitled dogs.

#amwriting #needypuppies #royalroad #writing #writerlife

Yet another new cover. My wife and I are writing a series of American Giallos. They're fun, set in the 1980s, and feature rampant murder, strippers, and cocaine.

#giallo #amwriting #bookcovers #horrorbooks #horror

How would you do in a zombie apocalypse? 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️ Would you be a fierce survivor, using your wits and brawn to stay alive? Or would you be a zombie, shuffling aimlessly in search of brains? Or would you just taste delicious?

#ZombieApocalypse #SurvivalTips #BrainsOrBrawn #WhatWouldYouDo

Winner! Thanks for all who participated in the poll.

Help me choose my new design! I’m running a book or magazine cover contest on 99designs. Designers have submitted 18 designs so far. Please vote on your favorite as I’d love to receive your feedback.

Help me pick the new book cover for The Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover. #BookCover #DarkLord #RoyalRoad #amwriting

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Happy Friday! Time to decide between a fun night out or staying in to finally write… Haha, just kidding, we all know you’ll end up doom-scrolling instead.

#WritersLife #writers #FridayVibes #ProcrastinationChamp #AmWriting

The Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover is getting a new cover courtesy of 99designs. I'll post the voting page in the next few days.
#BookCovers #writing #amwriting #DarkLord

I love White Lotus but it could be titled Rich People Problems. #hbo #whitelotus #max

If your manuscript is fighting you this Tuesday morning, just know that mine is, too. Let's suffer together.

#WriterProblems #AmWriting #WritingCommunity #WritingMotivation #WriterProblems #TuesdayVibes"

Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover (A reverse Isekai) Morthisal awoke, stretched, stretched again, yawned, and then bolted upright in bed. His head whipped around, only to find Thalindra had slipped out during the night. He yanked the sheets off to make ...

Chapter 27 of The Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover is live. The corporate satire continues.

#RoyalRoad #amwriting #satire

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Long drive home in the dark? Perfect time to mentally draft a short horror story. Starring me. As the main character. Who doesn’t make it.

Sunday writing goal: Type more words than you delete. That’s it. That’s the goal.

#AmWriting #WritingCommunity #WritingGoals #WriterProblems #SundayVibes #hashtag