Adam Sessler 🇺🇦

If a room smells like pee I leave that room…unless I’m really into pee.

exactly, that's what I want to know.

Aw man!

Oh it’s a scam but I just want to know why my dad? There’s a fair amount of work that went into this.

I’m with you. It’s been particularly agitating this year.

Yeah, this is kinda where my brain is going. I’m a hyper-integrationist. You have to be forced to put up with everybody and all their bullshit all the time if you want to play my reindeer games

Also it reads as someone comfortable enough that all they care about is validation. Not, say, concern for those adversely affected by the loss.

Ex-fucking-cuse me? How old?

What the fuck are they drinking down in Australia? None of these complaints hold up under the least scrutiny.

He using Tim Allen’s dull-as-fuck comedy career as policy guidelines.

ONE DAY I WILL MEET MY HIGHLANDER ADAM SUXLER AND DEFEAT HIM BEFORE MY EYES.

It’s crazy when you watch “film reviewers” on shit like TikTok who are convinced there’s an objective “good film”’template. It’s horrifying.

Not exactly. It’s more “I know you suck fascist tit.” Full stop.

thanks!

I went bald early, lots of maniacal bad guys do.

Anyone else hear of something like this, involving physical mail?

Hey pops just received a letter, a physical letter from an alleged financial manager in Brussels who has a deceased client (a Sessler) with no relatives…Yadda Yadda Yadda….

Looks like one hell of an elaborate scam. What’s concerning to me is that it feels so targeted.

Sounds so nice, especially during the cold season.

Tell me what great hair is like. I only have memories….

That I will not. It’s just one extra cymbalta to
make the tears flow more slowly.

yup my entire account has been labelled rude because these nincompoops plan to wage revolution while having the thinnest skin imaginable.

That happens with my profile pic where jackasses think i post without irony or self-effacement.

How can you be that narrow in your mind?

Where’s the insult here? You look good.

Ah, the good ol’ days.

Today is a Supreme Court Oral
Argument Day which means it’s an Extra Pill
for Uncle Adam Day.

Vichy is named….Vichy.

I WARNED YOU ALL!

E! Taught me about anal bleaching. The first day our offices were combined I came into work and something about the practice was on all the televisions.

they're so ubiquitous that I think most people don't notice the branding but they're the home of celebrity worship.

Also I want to hug you for not knowing about E! News (I worked alongside them for 8 long years, E! Is celebrity gossip and the home of the original Kardashian show)