Ted Peterson

My boy Victor and I on the latest Wayward Radio podcast (this time I got my video to work!)

Trying to think of a better anti-aphrodisiac than performative masculinity

Basically I’ve been researching codpieces far longer than I need to. Do they go over the pants or right on the dong? Important CEO decisions and I take it seriously

I am that bee

I’m 56 today. I’ve had outlived Nietzsche, Dickinson, Debussy, Will Rogers, and Sir Francis Drake.

I don’t have to DM. All the things that interest you about the Elder Scrolls aren’t mine. Which is more than fine. I have different writers with different styles on my current project

And they preferred other writers’ writing which is perfectly fine

For the record, we had a long DM

Ok, DMed you just now

Definitely am super grateful. Full of grates

I’ve decided to take it as a compliment that I’m on the Living Will of five different friends and family members. Their children and significant others may not pull the plug, I apparently have that glint in my eye.

Already sold out on some stuff. Ordering more

The Wayward Realms Store The official Wayward Realms fan store. Shop tees, hats, mugs and other game inspired gear.

Goodness! What a day! We just opened our merchandise store: waywardrealms.store

And our first podcast dropped: www.iheart.com/podcast/263-... (but I’m watching on Spotify, search for it)

And an article about an interview with the Videogamer podcast also dropped: www.videogamer.com/features/eld...

YouTube video by Brian Tyler Cohen WOW: Bishop calls out Trump TO HIS FACE at church

@briantylercohen.bsky.social’s best post, worth watching youtu.be/5ESheItSWy4?...

I bowed to internet trends and made Jennifer Aniston’s salad last night. Chickpeas, cucumber, mint, red onion, feta, quinoa, pistachios. Delicious and I felt virtuous. And enough room for ice cream!

YouTube video by Fextralife The Wayward Realms FIRST LOOK – Spiritual Successor to ELDER SCROLLS?

New review pf what we are doing : youtu.be/bPMgKIJOM84?...

I have my eye on stuff

Hi motherfucker

As I’m sure you know, the best zip codes in LA have very lemony tap water

I feel it’s my life’s mission to try them all.

Hi Winter!

Bravest man of my lifetime

My husband, definitely. But he was for a decade

YouTube video by Tim Wong The Kiss in A Room with a View

Probably the best kiss in cinematic history: youtu.be/JzLsrAx0n4k?...

Hello you

It’s a bad joke obviously

I got another one. A medieval sword and sorcery book about those who oppose an evil regime, “Resistance Is Feudal.”

My first game had the same number of words and colons.

Hi. I’m the Wayward Realms / Elder Scrolls/ Bones guy