probs written by AI & no one gave a fuck to read it over before pressing publish
24.02.2026 14:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0probs written by AI & no one gave a fuck to read it over before pressing publish
24.02.2026 14:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yessssssssssss!!!!!!!!
14.02.2026 13:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
anytime i get emails with news from america it always sounds fuckin made up.
11.02.2026 18:31 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0yes, yes it is.
29.01.2026 16:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
after a few months living abroad.. I feel I need to share some of the most asked questions when I tell folks i’m american:
1. “do you own a gun?”
2.”do you like Trump?”
3. “did your school ever get shot up?”
4.”why do people sue each other a lot?”
5.”did you know charlie kirk?”
please shut the hell up
27.01.2026 06:54 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I did. thank u.
25.01.2026 18:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ok ONE speakeasy that was only nice bc everything else around it was shit
25.01.2026 18:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0do NOT dare trying to compare the rich beauty & history of Vienna to fucking Denver colorado ever again. That’s fucked up.
25.01.2026 17:48 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0don’t waste the time. he is not very interesting in person as he is on the web.
25.01.2026 17:34 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0that’s good! you can melt the ice for everyone! very thoughtful of you <3
20.01.2026 04:03 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I ran away and im hiding in a remote cave in the alps. probably won’t come back. pls don’t try to find me.
08.01.2026 04:36 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0well thank god im not in Norway- i’m hiding out in a cave in the alps. doing well here tho. cave human development index & corruption perceptions index ranks #1 these days.
08.01.2026 04:35 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Before the 1990s, plane crashes caused by microbursts used to kill planeloads of people fairly regularly.
Dr. Ted Fujita and NCAR scientists figured out how to detect microbursts and warn pilots about them.
Since then? Zero airliner crashes from microbursts.
walk into the airport and there’s a fresh orange juice machine with prosecco next to it … in a country known for their extensive apple orchards… they have fresh orange juice in airport
16.12.2025 04:08 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
i haven’t drank any water since being in europe and i’ve never been healthier or more alive.
running solely on espresso and wine. this is the life.
no bc it’s usually wrong / clickbait
03.12.2025 05:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
trying to figure out why my music isn’t playing on my speaker and it’s because I connected to a random speaker belonging to a neighbour in my building.
my sincerest apologies to whoever I just blasted the song “Drugs From Amsterdam” to at 8pm on a Monday.
me every time “max velocity” posts weather stuff on the internet
01.12.2025 14:59 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
“oh you’re american? I was in america once and i saw people with assault rifles.”
me: yeah
yeah as a fellow drunk passenger I would have to strongly disagree with this.
26.11.2025 03:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would throw it in the trash if it was written in java
25.11.2025 15:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tell me you work with a bunch of CS folk without telling me
25.11.2025 14:45 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
this dude is awesome… I went to high school with him. Love seeing my peers live their dreams like I am living mine! newjerseyglobe.com/congress/27-...
20.11.2025 21:26 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
my boss, who is not familiar with ERA5 data, when I tell him that the data we need requires 105 TB of storage & that the whole dataset is actually 5.88 PB…
18.11.2025 19:23 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0clearly it didn’t work out for you…… :/
14.11.2025 21:02 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0the duality of Vienna
08.11.2025 18:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
my uber driver in Vienna is iranian and he just told me Trump was the best thing to happen to America. when I asked if he had been he said “no bc Trump banned us so it ruined my plans”
HELLO????? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
ordered a bloody mary on my flight and it’s 1% tomato juice 99% vodka.
Good night.