Kelsey

probably will happen

this guy is sitting next to me on the beach yelling into his mic on a teams meeting & i’m really tempted to throw his computer and the beer he’s drinking into the ocean

when i’m not making plots using matplotlib for the colourblind folk…. you can find me drinking on an island somewhere

fr this is me when ppl use rainbow in their papers / presentations

drinking a mai tai & chillin on the beach in hawaii… doesn’t get better than that honestly

Yea… so I can actually see the colours since everyone else chooses the worst matplotlib palettes for their plots.

at least I keep up with the fuckin times & don’t use fortran regularly.

the united lounge bar at DIA hates to see me coming…

but at least they remember me here 😎

Even though like 6 ppl live there… Wyoming always has some weird shit goin on. I have no further questions, it must be true.

pablo escobar has risen

Of the 40+ major airports in the Southeast US that we examined, Tampa was top-3 in humid heat increases, both during the day and at night. Summer WBGT is roughly 2.5 F higher now than in 1950. It's bad. At least it's a humid heat though.

Paper: journals.ametsoc.org/view/journal...

pov ur me & my conservative family members are saying that air conditioning makes “people weak” bc we need to adapt to the heat rather than rely on air conditioning…. but I have 4 publications on how WBGT trends are increasing which prove humans certainly cannot adapt fast enough.

roaming around philly finding cats in the trash! one of my fave past times

wearing open toe shoes in the airport is honestly one of the most disgusting behaviors i’ve ever witnessed.

i’m packing my window unit air conditioner…. probably gonna crash the norwegian energy grid.

å nei, hetebølger har skremt meg!

whenever someone asks me what it’s like to interview with folks overseas, I am reminded of the time I interviewed with Germans & in the first 5 minutes of the call they made a WW2 joke. but also reminded me that things were better now…..

smells like cow poop thx to Greeley but at least the clouds are pretty! #COwx

three things CEOs absolutely hate to see coming:

1. submarines
2. cold play concerts
3. an italian guy named Luigi Mangione

this seems like it’s not ok

waking up from anesthesia and the first thing i’m worried about is my duolingo streak 😎🇳🇴

yeah they live in hillsborough county! so def lots of intense pop up storms.

i’d float off the operating table mid surgery if it meant helping out my family. I love them all so much. And they come to me for expertise bc I don’t bullshit them.

plus it’s my bad.. I didn’t tell her I was having operated on bc after graduating my head has been in full on PhD mode.

there has been plenty of missed severe warned storms in florida. it was even hailing in July in Tampa. This cell was just unprecedented & formed really fast over them. Also a tornado nearly missed them a few months ago without a warning. It’s just that some cells there form / dissipate so fast.

nah the cell wasn’t even warned … she always has her warnings on bc hurricane season

me: *recovering from abdominal surgery*

my mother: TORNADO??? PLS ANSWER!!!! DOG IS FREAKIN OUT!

I also geoengineer heat domes & control WBGT using mind powers

what do you do for a living?

me: i’m a flood geoengineer & I specialize in cloud seeding.

it’s what we do best!

U poison ur brain by coding in fortran & drowning the sorrows of ur broken code in bottom shelf red wine.