Ziz, the Goose So Queer Their Wings Block the Sun (HONK)

in much more local news, there's a crow in my yard who has decided that the upside-down wheelbarrow makes a fun little ride: hopped onto the wheel until it rotated, flapped off to the handle, and then did it again, three times in a row

man, fuck all this

It's got big cat waking you up by breathing straight up your left nostril energy, I love it

I only ever watch Make Some Noise, so I really appreciate people I follow yelling about the Game Changer crossover here!

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jam jam jameli

I wrote my own terrible "look at a picture and determine if this glyph is in it" program to teach myself C# like eight years ago (to support a guild playing some silly mobile game)! it worked very close to 100% of the time and told you you sucked at taking screenshots if you fed it garbage!

honestly you deserve to be finished with the rest of the week for heroic effort of that magnitude

Nope, apparently I'm just going to get all up in my own head about that, but it's a very kind question and I appreciate it.

In the dark chocolate future of Hershey there is only war

I got mine from a very reputable and trustworthy copper merchant, about whom nobody has ever had reason to write a scathing letter of compla--

Hm. Really? Well. That may explain a few things.

Standing Helpfully Inside is significantly less pro-social behavior!

dog helping with thing dog is not actually helpful for by Standing Helpfully Nearby is one of my favorite Dog Behaviors

I should really not have been taking a big sip of water while I read this

No no no, no embarrassment for you. Let it be where it belongs: how embarrassing for your work, that it would be so cruel and unkind.

I'm honestly surprised I hadn't prior to today received a job application rejection email that said "thanks for talking on the phone, as we discussed, I'd like to keep in touch even though we're not moving forward" from someone, and a company, I have never had a real-time conversation with

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have you ever read one of my Discworld QOTDs and thought, hey, I should really get around to reading those books?

good news! the full series is back on Humble Bundle - it’s Kobo but it’s pretty easily to transfer those to your preferred e-reader

you won’t regret it

a wop bop a loo bop is how the light gets in

my head says “ring the bells / that still can ring / forget your perfect offering / there is a crack / a crack in everything / that’s how the light gets in” from “anthem” by leonard cohen, but my heart knows it’s “a wop bop a loo bop a lop boom boom” from “tutti frutti” by little richard

Discovered today that Instagram had turned on (without my opt-in) automatic AUDIO translation of any reel that shows up in my feed not in English USING AI TO MIMIC THE SPEAKER’S VOICE and WOW it was creepy and upsetting.

You can turn it off in “Language & Translations” in Settings. 🙅🏻‍♀️

William Blake’s illustration for “The Tyger” has what appears to be a dippy grin for some reason.

The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night

What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!

whether or not your art involves drawing or in fact any visual medium whatsoever

Google with AI buttons

Google without AI buttons

I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more

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a white crowned robin chat stands atop a book titled “a dumb birds field guide to the worst birds ever”

that’s it, i’ve finally taken my best photo of all time 😅

(this chubster is an unapologetic beggar so don’t feel bad for him)

🧪🌍 #bird #birb

So very much this. I (still!) have books that teenage partners wrote letters and drew marginalia in for me! You can't do that in an ebook!

#muppets however... [tumblr post by submalevolentgrace] miss piggy: you are sad and pathetic and small and far too green, both your status and wealth are an embarrassment, and your mother's voice is shrill and painful... un. like. moi! *hair swish* kermit: *stunned open mouth silence* miss piggy: yet every day since i first saw you at the dance all i have been able to think about is how you are suitable for nothing in life but to be my bride! you are below me in every possible way but you simply must let me marry you! kermit, flailing uncontrollably: THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL?!?! #always reblog #muppets 107,390 notes Jan 15th, 2022

I can offer soup and an ear (both virtual) and this muppets pride and prejudice take that makes me giggle with how accurately voiced it is

aaaaaaaaaa

gradient.horse Draw a horse, watch it run!

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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ughhhhhhhhhhhh I am so tired of having to pick up and move and try to rebuild things from the ashes of whatever just burned down.

If you have more than 10 users, you do have to either pay them or compile your own mobile apps (and possibly pay Google/Apple/etc in so doing) to get mobile push notifications. This is a limitation of push notifications, not Zulip-specific.