@orchidblume.bsky.social
Anyone get their tax return yet? It's taking the longest it ever has to be approved.
06.02.2025 13:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am going to become the joe rogan of the theft. I'm going to start stealing things from the lowest shelf at the grocery store
04.02.2025 21:46 β π 1483 π 39 π¬ 35 π 3Boundaries are beautiful. Admire and respect them, both your own and others.
30.01.2025 14:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mike's Hard Taste of Pennies
29.01.2025 04:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ach! Hans!
29.01.2025 03:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If Mike's lemonade is hard for longer than four hours, please consult Mike's doctor.
29.01.2025 03:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This government acting like a bunch of Sackville-Bagginses I tell you what.
29.01.2025 03:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Been thinking about this sort of thing due to Enfys J Book's wonderful and especially useful "Queer Rites," recently released and available in many places online. Highly recommend.
Anyway all of this is to say that transness deserves religious protections.
-Greek, esp Dionysus
-Norse, esp Loki
-Egyptian
-Australian Aboriginal
-Hindu
-Ryukyuan
-Two Spirit
-Shamanism
Please understand, I do not claim to practice all of these things. Some of them are closed practices! However, I do learn what I'm allowed by closed practices and respect and honor them.
My being trans is a religious practice. My transness is a large part of my spiritual explorations and work, and has multiple historic religious references including (by no means an exhaustive list):
27.01.2025 22:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I wish Elon was pushed down the stairs like he use to
23.01.2025 15:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Beloved ally friends, there is a difference between offering support and needing to vent fear with someone. I recognize that there's a message of "check on your queer friends" going around, but like a lot of quick messages, there's some nuance being lost.
Before you reach out, please do a quick...
Nice work, Chicago.
23.01.2025 09:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0According to executive order, we now officially have the first woman president.
22.01.2025 23:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You be having cocktails. I be having fruit cocktail. We are not the same
17.01.2025 19:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"It's so cold my plumber pulled his pants up"
-my dad
Hail the traveler. May David Lynch's memory be a blessing.
16.01.2025 18:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Xiaohongshu seems fun but I'm already juggling too many apps #MiddleAgeSecondPubertyProblems
16.01.2025 15:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Remember when Grimes took "anti-imperialist" out of her bio once she started fucking Elon
16.01.2025 15:13 β π 134 π 17 π¬ 3 π 0Dale for comptroller 2025
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