the new york unemployment hotline having cartoonishly jaunty ragtime as their hold music is really just adding insult to injury
what if it's Literary.
spire slaying
starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.
hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes
Last night we let the soft animal of our body love what it loves - something I would post if things were 10% less bad
impressive. very nice. let's see what paul allen has on his carabiner
finished in one sitting. a lot to chew on, funnier than i expected
(belated) 2026 book thread:
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zootspace tn queen?👀
any question of "why is asian american literature Like That" can basically be answered by the below graph and a link to the wikipedia article on US immigration laws
seeing white people shittalk "diaspora lit" feels like when the other gay kid i had beef with in HS got jumped. bro i wanted to do that too but with nuance
you gotta stop posting these takes on here bc all it does is invite rando cis bluesky dudes to think minority community issues are nails for their YIMBY hammer lol
hang out with transsexuals
just the one but i'll be keeping the safdie method in the back pocket for sure
want to come take care of this roach for us then
everybody's "butch" until there's a roach in the house
You ever look at, say, images you saved in January of last year, and then you think, wow. I had fantastic taste in cartoon pornography.
ALL THE PRESIDENTS MEN (1976)
how is chatgpt's "It's not just X. It's Y." house style so consistent. did they train the thing entirely on rhetoric 101 essays by disinterested freshmen
getting multiple "👎" reacts in the gc vs getting multiple "❓" reacts in the gc
Edible purchased from a dispensary that looks like an Apple Store: this is nice. I can go to work tomorrow.
Edible made by your scumbag roommate: I’m concerned that I am going to die at this showing of Pirates of the Caribbean 3
Bonito Generation was 1989 for girls whose Glossier Black Friday Sale was the Steam Summer Sale
some years ago “geese tiny desk” would have been a viral cute animal clip they would run on the Ellen show. makes you think
o soulful white boy, where do you see yourself on the norwood scale in 10 years
in danger and invulnerable
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