Turkey Soda

6 grinches on the shelf. And the pope

I love the grinch, the grinch, the grinch, the grinch, the grinch, the grinch, and the white grinch

a screenshot of the Snow Miser from Rankin Bass's "The Year Without A Santa Claus", edited to have brown coloration.

im mr brown christmas, im mr shit

Tell this culture fellow to put it out by tomorrow at the LATEST. It’s for the good of the list

Pulling together my annual “2amsoda’s favorite albums of current year but I’m actually sharing it online this time” list. Any last second things you think I should check out? Once it’s out it’s OVER, no more good music forever.

2amcigarette is coming back SO strong in 2026 you best believe 🚬🐶

How to quit Spotify This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative

Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.

So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:

* who owes them

picture of the top tags section of twitch recap 2025. tags are "payme6dollars", "Furry", and "veggietalesbeliever"

shoutout to the twitch recap for making me feel insecure in my place here as life dragged me away from streaming by force, only to remind me that I'm the funniest motherfucker to ever live

one day they’ll pay me that $6

picture of the top tags section of twitch recap 2025. tags are "payme6dollars", "Furry", and "veggietalesbeliever"

shoutout to the twitch recap for making me feel insecure in my place here as life dragged me away from streaming by force, only to remind me that I'm the funniest motherfucker to ever live

Have you checked out his solo record Heavy Metal? He was trying to warn us last year but no one knew he was suppressing his power level this hard

they literally dropped generation defining album like it was nothing. shoutout to cameron winter's dad for buying him a guitar so he would stop playing overwatch

Next time tell them you wanna Aquire the Gay. They won’t know what hit em 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

was the Fire they were Aquiring Jesus, orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…

Either you understand that there is an organized campaign to push trans people out of public life with the explicit end goal of "morally mandating us out of existence" that is backed by some of the wealthiest individuals to have ever lived, or you're simply not equipped to grasp what's happening.

A good friend of mine got me into R&S and man. Fuck Twili aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Those nerds don’t play!! (About you in the pit and also you gay kissing). Mystery Skulls opened for ana when I saw them and the pit extended halfway through GA, those nerds don’t play

Peelander Z at the top of the list is the correct and proper placement (even tho anamanaguchi shows are very fun, they threw pizza and Red Bull into the crowd at the one I was at)

I fucking adore Alvvays, they’re my favorite dream pop band by a long shot, and getting to see them tour Blue Rev was transcendent

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:

STRFKR
LCD Soundsystem
Porter Robinson
Alvvays
Geese

Love that you’re getting @betapop.bsky.social a cute new suit

I think everyone needs a “Netflix” relative. One you only see a couple times a year but tells you they really want you to see this movie. This is how you broaden your horizons. How else could you have watched 2020’s Fatman starring Mel Gibson

posting this classic since it's Thanksgiving, bless you Jerma

can I be tender and mild like baby jesus post-manger

they’re boiling me in oil

personally I’m stuffed with pride and dressed to serve 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

shaking them crazy style, gonna be a feather duster with how low I’m dropping it 🪶🪶

why would someone do that. that’s a lot of work for a thursday meal!

thinking about becoming a turkey (🦃) today, anything I should know about before I commit? Accepting all questions

when will you turn green tho, like a true wicked fan would 🤔🤔