Manning Krull (@manningkrull) — Bluesky Profile

8 hours ago

And the award for best picture goes to this picture

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9 hours ago

Give me a tv show where the millionaires receive awards for paying a fair amount of taxes and/or personally paying for hundreds of people's healthcare

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9 hours ago

Ooh ooh does anyone want to hear my opinion about a tv show where all the millionaires get prizes for the movies they were paid millions of dollars to make

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4 months ago

"Man, that cat can really swing!" -- me watching a guy swinging a cat

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1 year ago

Walter White in the scene where he's saying I'm the danger

I'm the Sunday scaries

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17 hours ago

I'm sorry, friend. I wish I had something helpful to say. Wishing you some surprise good energy.

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17 hours ago

Screenshot of an email in my inbox from Threadless with subject and preheader saying, "Wait, don't go just yet! There's so much more we'd love to show you."

The scene in Hellraiser where Pinhead is standing behind Kirsty and saying, "We have such sights to show you."

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2 years ago

Madness - One Step Beyond (Official 4k Video) Don't Watch That. Watch This...You are watching the official upgraded 4K video for One Step Beyond by Madness! We're number 1 in the midweek album chart but ...

March Madness? You bet I'm excited about March Madness. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOJS...

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1 day ago

(I went just the one time because my friend Dav lived on the route and had a balcony)

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1 year ago

Saint Patrick's Day parade in New Orleans

One of the worst parts about being white is the mandatory attendance requirement at the white people parade, someone please abolish this

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1 day ago

Come on MonsterDotCom!

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1 day ago

a man wearing a black shirt that says austin 3:16 is running ALT: a man wearing a black shirt that says austin 3:16 is running

Happy Pi Day!

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9 months ago

Movie poster for Saturday the 14th (1981). It's a painting with a guy in pajamas on the left, holding a wooden stake and mallet, a lady on the right is making the shushing gesture while a little kid in front of her is pointing at the green-faced Dracula-type guy standing behind them. In the background is a spooky castle and night sky with full moon and bats. Text above the title says, "Just when you thought it was safe to look at the calendar again." At the bottom there are some credits and below that it says, "The year's number 1 horror-comedy spoof!"

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1 day ago

A package of quick light fire starters; they look vaguely like shredded wheat; they're really some kind of flammable strands that are rolled up and coated in wax or something.

Starting the day off right with a big bowl of my favorite cereal

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2 days ago

a man wearing a top hat and a vest is standing in front of a pile of rocks .. Alt: Benedict Cumberbatch hat tip

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7 months ago

Flail in the discourse
And lose in the divorce
And sleep in the back of my

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2 days ago

Skeleton Pile Kids card for "Necronomi-Connie." A lady in a skeleton costume is standing in a pentagram with an open book perched on her head, as green tentacles start to creep downward from inside the book.

Skeleton Pile Kids card for "Exploding Eilis." It's a parody of the classic "Adam Bomb" Garbage Pail Kids card. A lady in a skeleton costume is sitting on the ground and pushing down on a plunger like for dynamite as her head explodes with a big orange mushroom cloud above.

Skeleton Pile Kids card for "Malevolent Melanie." A lady in a vampire skeleton costume is skulking through the cemetery as her victim lies on the ground behind her in a pool of blood.

A few more...

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2 days ago

Skeleton Pile Kids card for "Easy Blake Oven." A guy in a skeleton costume and wearing a chef's hat is taking a tray out of the oven; there's a cooked human head on the tray.

Skeleton Pile Kids card for "Brittle Brenda." A lady in a skeleton drum major costume is marching while she's starting to crack and crumble into little pieces.

Skeleton Pile Kids card for "Batshit Bridey." A lady in a skeleton bat costume is hanging upside-down in a belfry, her eyes are spirals and there are little stars and symbols floating around her head, indicating that she's crazy.

Many years ago I was in a Mardi Gras krewe that was all skeletons, and I drew ~30 of my fellow members as parodies of Garbage Pail Kids -- mainly as a way to learn how to use my Wacom tablet. Here are some of my favorites! Each person's skull and outfit is based on one of their Mardi Gras costumes.

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2 days ago

I want to thank you and your team for including good alt text recently; a lot of us notice and appreciate it.

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2 days ago

The scene in Office Space where the awful lady does a loathsome whiny baby voice and dramatically intones "Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays." I've photoshopped her to be wearing Jason Voorhees' mask and holding his machete. The main guy from the film is standing next to her looking exasperated.

Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Friday the 13ths

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2 days ago

That sounds glorious

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2 days ago

a cartoon of donald duck with a fairy costume on Alt: Donald Duck looking extremely depraved, he's hunched over and leering and his eyes are spirals.

booty had me like

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6 days ago

(taking my skeleton out of my body) it's skeleton time

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2 days ago

don't sign your tweets

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9 months ago

Thinking about getting into listening to music

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2 days ago

Man ain't that the truth

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2 days ago

🖤 bsky.app/profile/mann...

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10 months ago

An illustration from an old edition of The Crucible where Giles Corey is being pressed to death. He's lying on the ground with a door on top of him and lots of heavy weights and stones are on top of the door. He appears to be in great distress. There are three men standing around putting more stones on the door. There's a caption that says, "Pressing Giles Corey to Death."

2 #pressed 2 b stressed

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2 days ago

Giles Corey: The original Man Crush.

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2 days ago

It's not even THEE one for this year!

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