Manning Krull

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client, Mr. Krull, is a hard-working, productive member of society, often posting multiple original joke skeets per day."

💡 Idea: a cable television channel that's just my posts

I'm glad you're okay.

JEWEL!!!!!!!!!

Oh man I'm gonna read it

Do go on!

Ellsworth and Joanie Stubbs are two others who come to mind whom I still like

Whaaaaaaaat? Never heard about this!

Seven-season spinoff about Charlie's freight business when. Perhaps one episode he is kind and patient with someone. Perhaps in another episode he is a good listener.

Watching Deadwood at age 29: This Charlie Utter guy is the most boring character on this show. Watching Deadwood at age 49: This Charlie Utter guy is the only character I like on this show.

Dan Dority in Deadwood

Jackie Daytona, human bartender

A scene from Deadwood shown in two pictures; the first is Ellsworth, an old-timey prospector guy with a beard, looking wide-eyed and saying, "I'll tell ya what, I may have fucked my life up flatter'n hammered shit, but I stand here before you today beholden to no human cocksucker, and workin' a payin' fuckin' gold claim! Not the U.S. government sayin' I'm trespassin', or any of these limber-dick cocksuckers passin' themselves off as prospectors had better try and stop me." The second image is Al, the bartender, a cool dude with black hair and a black mustache and a serious look on his face, saying, "Sir, this is an Arby's."

Christopher Lee as Francisco Scaramanga in the dinner scene in The Man with the Golden Gun, saying "You get as much fulfillment out of unaliving people as I do, so why don't you admit it?"

Roger Moore as James Bond saying, "I admit unaliving you would be a pleasure."

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do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life

O RLY?

So dreadfully common

*cruelly, dismissively* Why, you're nothing but a

Oh god not this guy again with the horrifying cacophony 🙄

Text from a dungeons and dragons book A picture of a monster that is a blob of eyes and mouths. Text reads: GIBBERING MOUTHER Of all the terrors created by foul sorcery, gibbering mouthers are among the most wicked and depraved. This creature is the composite eyes, mouths, and liquefied matter of its former victims. Tormented by the destruction of their bodies and absorption into the mouther, those victims gibber incoherently and are forced to consume everything in reach. Amoeboid Form. The gibbering mouther's body is an amorphous mass of mouths and eyes that propels itself by oozing forward, fastening several mouths to the ground and pulling its bulk behind. Though it moves slowly, it swims through water, mud, and quicksand with ease. Horrifying Cacophony. When a gibbering mouther senses prey, its mouths begin to murmur and chatter, each with a different voice: deep or shrill, wailing or ululating, crying out in agony or ecstasy. This cacophonous gibbering overcomes the senses of any creature that hears it, causing most to flee in terror. Others are overcome with confusion or stand paralyzed,

*dismissively

“Why you’re nothing but a Gibbering Mouther”

That rules

going to bat for winged mammals

They're very similar! We get both here.

Anhinga Sounds, All About Birds, Cornell Lab of Ornithology A dark body stealthily swims through a lake with only a snakelike head poking above the surface. What may sound like the Loch Ness monster is actually an Anhinga, swimming underwater and stabbing fish...

Similar to the second and third calls on this page, but even more so. www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Anhing...

And then I figured out why: I'd been hearing the call of an anhinga at the edge of the bayou right there; one of their calls sounds uncannily like the scratchy guitar drone at the beginning of White Wedding. Every day it was triggering the song to play in my head. (2/2)

During my morning walk along the bayou it occurred to me that I had White Wedding by Billy Idol playing in head, and then the very strange realization hit me that I had the same song in my head yesterday in the same spot, and in fact have had it in my head for several days now. (1/2)

No I haven't l, sounds wonderful!

I don't know how to call this in, chief

Two empty cicada shells, one connected to a wooden post and the other looks like it's humping the first one.

Uhhh some sort of entomological-necrophiliac type of situation here

People who are in public, why are you talking so loud? Shut the fuck up. Shut up.