FedEx_Pope

It’s always “in two weeks” or “two weeks away” with him.

We’ve got #TACO

I propose we start #TWAT

I think y’all can figure it out.

Waiting for the Snyderbros to be all “he’s literally stepping all over the logo! Trash!”

Trogdor spotted in Kentucky #Tornado

@danlarson.bsky.social was this the Gadget figure you featured in your video for a while back?

a man wearing a blue shirt that says barber vac on it ALT: a man wearing a blue shirt that says barber vac on it

@kyledhiggins.bsky.social today said that Yagerbombs are worse than Malört.

It’s always a bit off-putting when you learn you’re taller than your comedy hero @pattonoswalt.bsky.social ps I hope that bbq sauce made its way to you safely.

It's nice that you think that, but *waves around at everything

@kellythompson.bsky.social I just finally picked up a trade of The Cull and this story is awesome! I know it's been a minute, but are there plans for a continuation of the story?

Been doing a revisit playthrough of the #Horizon games, and as I'm now on #BurningShores, I was originally like "Ted Faro is definitely Elon. But then I realized that, outside of Erik and Tilda, I've been basically seeing each Zenith and saying "No, that's totally Elon" with each encounter.

Every one but Emilio will be in Chicago in 2 months for C2E2. I think I’m gonna take something from Transformers The Movie for Nelson to sign.

@scalzi.com Would you ever revisit the world of Lock In? I loved that and Head On. Maybe even a prestige TV adaptation?

I personally will continue to use "Gulf of Mexico" because our president is a wrathful felonious nincompoop with the intellect of paramecium and I do not consent to his cartographic buffoonery

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey:
Bill & Ted
Evil Robot Bill & Ted (2-pack)
Death
Good Robot Uses (2-pack)
Station (2-pack small duo, 1 large Station, or both)
Dead Bill & Ted (chase singles or 2-pack)
3-pack Bill, Ted & Death as Wise Men
The Princesses
Rufus
Chuck Denomolos

I'd buy 'em all 2/2

Picked up these guys today, and it got me thinking: What 80s/90s property that has already had a #Funko release needs an updated run, and what figures would you have in a wave (or waves)? I'll start 1/2

God could you imagine if they were senators and doing the grilling of these nominees? Throw Katie Porter in the mix and shoot it into my veins.

Director Drizz has such a nice ring to it.

Wait official documents are using “ICYMI”?

Mark David

I kinda pigeonholed myself in my field. I’d have to go seek education in a new field at this point. It’s kinda what’s keeping me in place right now where I’m at.

So … actions don’t have consequences now?

What do you expect from Elon’s fellow countryman?

Did Ken Jeong just get caught on national television eating smuggled popcorn into a basketball game?

Only if he also uses his Jesse Ventura voice

I think the best part of this is that it likely happened with his own money he had to pay the Sandy Hook parents.

Guess I’m back over here. Hopefully sanity will prevail here.

Oh, well, yeah that's a given. Sometimes difficult if you oversalt your popcorn lol

You know, I'm diabetic, but I've been good at longer movies by forcing myself to go before the movie, then choosing one of the zero-sugar options for drinks (water, Coke Zero, Minute Maid Zero, etc)

Several friends posted this over at FB and I needed to share. And I want it on a shirt lol.

Smokey (chihuahua/pug mix aka chug)

I was on the news when the filmmakers for A League of Their Own were holding auditions in my hometown. I was bribed with a NES game if I went lol