Deathmatch Barbie (Von)

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

Songs I liked the most:

Orange County
The Plastic Guru
The Shadowy Light (probs my fav)
The Shadow God

Honorable Mention: The Manifesto

Brb putting on the new Gorillaz album and trying to see if I can feel that spark inside me once again

Has anyone done an edit of The Pitt to the Scrubs theme song? Because I feel like that would hit hard

IM STIL NOT OVER IT! CLINT?!????

WHO THE FUCK IS MARRYING CLINT?!?! CLINT?!?!?!?

A YouTube thumbnail picturing a very fat old Bassett hound laying on the floor with the title of the video "No more depression. Meatball is ready to kill"

I redownloaded wattpad (im bored dont judge) and I keep getting notifications for an author who I dont follow for a story ai dont read and I keep putting it on mute and IT WONT STOP! IM ABOUT TO BLOCK THIS RANDOM WRITER!

To be fair I DID dress and act like that during middle and high school.

Oh to be a grungy white boy in the 2000s skateboarding while My Own Worst Enemy by Lit plays. The gender envy I have for THAT.

This is INSANE!!!

I cant drive lol. I did get to do a solo trip to portland last year via train for Prestige last year and that was fun. Nice day trip 10/10 would do again.

My birthday isnt until May and I’m kinda stumped on what I want to do. Normally I want to try and go somewhere or do something but im stumped. I cant think of anywhere fun or weird that my family would do and I cant think of places I can go solo again with little travel. Suggestions?

London Lightning being a rascal

#MysteryWrestling21andahalf 🤼

I forgot that Emi is like London Lightnings #1 stan lmao

I wish I had even a fraction of the comedic chops that everyone in Mystery Wrestling has. They have no right being THAT funny!

a man in a blue shirt sits at a table talking to two children Alt: a man in a blue shirt sits at a table talking to two children

You are about to have the most wonderful experience of your life. I wish I too could relive the experience of watching Psycho Mike for the first time.

Me and the homies when you ask us to do something but it's Black History Month, Lunar New Year and Ramadan

A Christian booklet that says “Are you Empty? The empty spot.”

A group of Christian’s ambushed me outside the restaurant while I waited for my ride and kept being really fake nice weird about my pink hair and gave me a book and the employees felt so bad for me they went outside and told me I could come back in and wait for my ride. Apparently Im a pink flag.

alysa liu!!!

Popping in a podcast in one ear, ordering a triple platter of appetizers, and chugging a fancy mountain dew by myself after a work shift might be the best idea I ever have. This might be my new Saturday night routine.

I havent been able to do it in a while but I think im gonna start eating by myself at restaurants again. I deserve a good meal every now and then and the social anxiety of it all doesnt bother me at all. A girl could only doordash for so long before it got to her lol

Oracle of Ages
Oracle of Ages
Oracle of Ages

Colorblind caveman when the tribe tells him about nature:

I just found out you could change the skin on AO3. Brb gonna reach an absolute flow state of the Pitt x reader fanfics

If I dont get spammed with shirt Shawn Hatosy/Jack Abbot the moment that scene happens tonight while I’m trapped in the middle of my over night work shift on multiple platforms than I truly consider any of you my friends? A shirtless white man during a very trying time for me?

I almost called Baja Blast “Baka Blast” and now all I can think of is a tsundere mountain dew and CACKLING

Baseball has now become my new favorite sport

There is no worse sound in sports than hearing chants of "U-S-A!".

White boys I am begging you to embrace your roots and go back into your garages and skate parks. White boys I beg you to go back to wearing long sleeves under tshirts. Remember who you are white boy!