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Phat Hobbit

@phat-hobbit.bsky.social

CISO Inversion6.com, CTO Octopi Managed Services, CyberEd Board Member, Gartner Peer, Defcon SOC Goon, Amateur Dentist & Infosec Fashionista - opinions expressed are my own.

1,005 Followers  |  1,455 Following  |  749 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024
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Good thing CISA is manning the cyber battlements, keeping national critical infras...oh wait. I'm sorry they got cut too.

01.03.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Police Target Violent Online Predators Incubated by the Com | Mathew Schwartz Police target violent online predators incubated by the cybercrime community known as The Com, which continues to promote violent online extremism targeting children https://lnkd.in/es5gHZSX +POV: All...

Great News for a Friday! Many arrests of "The Com" members. @europol.europa.eu coordinating

www.linkedin.com/posts/mathew...

27.02.2026 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was re-watching BSG:

"There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people." - Cmdr Adama

22.02.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there an app that will do the conversion from like Celsius to Fahrenheit as to what "0.1% level" translates to "<number> X" engineer?

18.02.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great. "The Book of Pedo"

17.02.2026 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"What Kind Of UK Citizen Are You?"

15.02.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Try Bribes. It seems to work for other things.

15.02.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I endorse this message!

15.02.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You expect them to follow the law, now? When so far there appears to be little law following going on.

13.02.2026 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

let me fix the headline:

"US wants cyber partnerships to send β€˜coordinated, strategic message’ to adversaries or random tariffs on their shit."

12.02.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...but the stock market, what is that a Penguin?

12.02.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to stroll around the garden thinking how many bodies could I put in there? Now I take pure delight in the things that grow in good fertilizer. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ»πŸ»

04.02.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@malwarejake.bsky.social stop this both of you. How can we start character assassination operations and disinformation campaigns if everyone claims they are the SAC-ANTIFA? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ»πŸ»

We will not be able to plant the AI generated incriminating documents on your phone or laptop.

04.02.2026 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Googles <Can a President Pardon Himself>

02.02.2026 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Experian’s tech chief defends credit scores: β€˜We’re not Palantir’ Experian tech and software chief Alex Lintner explains the modern data brokerage and how AI is changing everything.

I'm loving the new marketing campaign!

www.theverge.com/podcast/8667...

28.01.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Episode 11.19 -- Are you naive enough to fall for a ticket scam

Yes, fraud is on the rise and AI is helping to drive that increase. But if weren't for victim gullibility and greed it wouldn't work. open.spotify.com/episode/0FFT...

23.01.2026 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Two words. Criminal Prosecution.

23.01.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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23.01.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this would quite literally be prison on a vast scale, shutdowns on a vast scale, bans and blocks, servers hauled off, doors kicked in, under any other circumstance

23.01.2026 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 250    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

This was DOGE’s plan all along. β€œIf every American has nudes, no one can be blackmailed with nudes.”

Right? Lols.

23.01.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Military models Canadian response to hypothetical American invasion Armed Forces envision insurgency tactics like those used by Afghan mujahedeen, sources say. But officials and experts stress a U.S. operation is unlikely, and the scenarios are conceptual

Canada starts preparing for guerilla warfare, just in case
www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/art...

21.01.2026 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4119    πŸ” 1408    πŸ’¬ 249    πŸ“Œ 176

"Look if your going to make an omelet your going to miss-identify a few people and deport them to a foreign country."

20.01.2026 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the US President decided to conqure say Iran, instead of a NATO country's territory, no one would really give a shit and he could probably claim the title of "Great Peacemaker" with little oposition. I can taste the wintergreen taste of hypocracy in my mouth.

20.01.2026 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We all know how this will play out:

Of course Canada will defend Greenland because it’s the right thing to do.

Of course, Trump will then declare war on Canada because he’s been itching to do that.

We are on the verge of a world war and if you’re not frightened, you’re not paying attention.

20.01.2026 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

I belive the last time Greenland was occupied was by the Germans in World War II. I would say the Danes have been doing a pretty good job of defending Greenland.

20.01.2026 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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20.01.2026 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œUK Business needs to be more resilient and as your goverment we are here to, wait we should ban social media for under 16’s” is it me or is current UK government cyber security priorities wondering around like a punch drunk fighter?

20.01.2026 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So, what your saying is she's not my girlfriend?

18.01.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HIts the red button labeled "House Degausser" It even reset the microwave back to the Chinese language setting

14.01.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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When your favourite DJ sends you a Christmas card. Thank you @missjackalopedj.bsky.social !

13.01.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0