Johanna

Das Cover meines kommenden Buchs "Mein Unglück beginnt damit, dass der Stromkreis als Rechteck abgebildet wird. Eine Ermutigung" Zu sehen ist eine Glühbirne und eine Ringeltaube. Es herrscht gelb vor.

Freunde von Absätzen!

Nein, es ist wahr! Napoleon wollte einmal Kaninchen bei einer Jagd schießen, die, freigelassen, aber, statt davonzuhoppeln, auf den Kaiser losstürmten, an seinen Stiefeln hochsprangen, in zum Rückzug in seinen Wagen zwangen!!!

My approach is to get the snacks out before trying to do anything else. I've only got one though.

I want to make Evan Dando a nice cup of chamomile tea and make sure he has a good rest.

Lucille Bluth saying "I'm a horrible mother"

Ohje. Sieht ganz so aus.

We had the car seat in a bag but the pram without one. Folded though. It's pretty scratched up by now but I have no idea how much of that is from flying.

Toddler: Papa heißt Alex

Me: Ja stimmt!

Toddler: Mama heißt Sousaphone

Ooh I haven't found that yet. Actually I haven't seen the exhibit in a while, hmm.

Things I've learned since moving back to Germany:
Flohmarkt everywhere
"Öffis"
"Orga"
Public health insurance now is different from private 30 years ago

Toddler mimicking the pose of Der Engel Des Herdes by Max Ernst.

The cover of Max Ernst für Kinder. The painting Der Engel Des Herdes, depicting a large beaked figure composed of various colourful forms, is on the cover.

I seem to have accidentally finished the game - got to room 46 but lots still left to do. There does seem to be a way to get dirigiblocks that's not that... But there may be more than one.

I want to ride it

Ah I bloody hope so. I'm so annoyed I can't play dirigiblocks.

Yes I also listen to this podcast 😀

Ok that looks great tbh. Could do with more shade maybe.

Ist es "nein"?

Ha, gestern Abend gerade vorbeigekommen aber nicht geguckt!

Wo ist denn das?

Doltcous!

That's nice isn't it

I meant the leopard print cords, replied to the wrong post

I've got the same dungarees I think (L&Y?) and have had multiple strangers in one day *in Hamburg* (where people do not do this) tell me how much they liked them. There's something about those trousers I guess

Oh no

I'm just confused that he's called Mads Mikkelsen

Service, Please Eli Goldstone waits table on her best customer. Illustration by Antoine Cossé.

Had a little cry on the bus reading this piece by @eligoldstone.bsky.social about care, food and toddlers

Handy kann natürlich nicht dass richtige Häkchen

Oho, nach einem Jahr Ottensen heute meine erste Saša Stanišiç Sichtung. Jetzt sind wir richtig angekommen.

A page from an Elmer book where a pink elephant gets pushed off a cliff on his 100th birthday

Elmer does Midsommar. Harsh.

Ah man. I just wanna have my milkshake, duck.