Evelyn Faye

They wanted to avoid the three name killer curse and somehow made something worse

if i ever catch you filming me with your meta glasses i will break them. go ahead call the cops lol i’d be proud to do the time for that crime

chorus. oil painting on wood, 3x3 inches

and for the lady, perhaps a mossy walk in the woods?

a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it . Alt: Charlie Day It’s Always Sunny GIF where he’s got all the red string indicating conspiracy theories

Me explaining to my Gen Z coworkers how every single thing is Reagan’s fault

Saving that image, it’s evergreen

Literally every modern political problem

If I was viewbotting you wouldn’t get me to admit it at gunpoint. How embarrassing. I’ll take my 3-5 real people over thousands of bots, thanks

No one who was a Bloom County punchline should still be alive today. Wack

Ollie North is still alive? What the fuck

John Fetterman looks like a story from American folklore. Like a Paul Bunyan character named “John: the gigantic hideous douchebag who everyone hates”

Dessin représentant une femme (long cheveux noirs, visage rond, sourcils joints et petite buche rouge, dans un style de khatoon) qui pleure en levant les bras au ciel. Un oiseau de la paix (avec le symbole de la paix sur le dos) vole parmi les bombes qui pleuvent du ciel et les explosions. Il y a écrit "PRAY FOR MY PEOPLE" et "STOP WAR IN IRAN". Le dessin est entièrement en noir, blanc, rouge et vert.

Tempest maybe, but there’s still quite a few I haven’t read

“The meta glasses stay ON during sex” ig

Also Israel is wayyyyyy too far down on the list, but I guess that makes sense. They haven’t had their “are we the baddies” moment like we have

Yeah I mean [gestures around at all this]

It’s all either young kids or old people in my experience. Boomer regular sits in the corner of the cafe and blasts phone calls and TikToks full volume

some yayas ~

#xayah

arrested development scene: Well did it work for those people? No, it never does, I mean these people somehow delude themselves int to thinking it might, but but it might work for us

Every Chotiner interviewee ever

Upper management of this website is trying their hardest to shittify it. Fumbling the bag hardcore.

Not to get all millennial on you but This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

if the government gives you a choice between going to prison or murdering children and you don't choose prison you never had a drop of courage inside you. You're a coward. A worm. A disgrace.

Also, it really needs to be said: if you prompt a chatbot with a question and it reads in a way that makes it sound like you're looking for a certain answer, it will probably churn out something that gives you the type of answer you want.

For real, I really need people to please stop going, "Look! The chatbot 'told' me..." with things. See: www.readtpa.com/p/grok-cant-...

Thank you, so true. And yeah, there are definitely some good eggs, there are regulars I would take a bullet for lol

Hey, if you're feeling like life has passed you by and you're too old to start something new, remember that John Brown was 55 before he killed his first pro-slavery settler in the Kansas Territory. It's never too late to follow your dreams.

Checkout girl asked if I wanted my nail polish out of the bag. Said no without mentioning it’s actually my husband’s nail polish 😅 I don’t wear any

Nobody hates living veterans more than Republicans. Dead veterans they can exploit in videos. But living veterans with opinions and medical needs are literally offensive to conservatives.

'those movies where people watch a video because it's supposed to make you die in a week are unrealistic' I say as I watch another person take a Chotiner phone call

I recommend reading the whole thing, the pull quotes going around don’t do it justice